@YellowFlashGuy

HAIL 🚾!

Joined February 2015
This is the true story about a man named Ethan Van Sciver, and how one night he had to choose between a crack whore and a urinal. He picked the urinal.
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I thought @Timcast were supposed to be talking about serious issues - like saving the west, midterms, and policy? I thought you weren't a drama channel? That's the excuse they use for not doing any vetting or pressing guests like @TheQuartering on their false flagging/anti free speech actions.
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If true, I like this actually.
Peter Claffey has been cast as Beast in the X-MEN reboot film (Via @KnightGambit)
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Final Fantasy Resonance is very good, so far
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Tune in soon for @MelonieMac and @JohnnyJunkers big gay Bible study
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Its miller time for @TheQuartering
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I’m only an hour in but got damn this shit a banger already! #FinalFantasyResonance
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Oh hell nah this is foul
Luffy in Fortnite 😢😢😢😢
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Everyone watched you try and fail to have sex with this woman
That's crazy that Ethan Klein genocided the trust he had with his wife Hila. Imagine being in such a public marriage and fucking around. I hope my fans would castrate me if I ever betrayed Andrea with an affair. You'd be right to do so. And no, the crack smoking eskimo lesbians don't count. Bastards.
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LOL. @TheQuartering got fucked over by Stub Hub. He not only was out around 17k, his seats were completely shit at the world series. Still no update on Huck, or if he is alive.
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A senior writer for Dragon Age: The Veilguard and Ghost of Yōtei has joined Bethesda Game Studios, presumably to work on the next Elder Scrolls game. If you've seen how terrible Starfield was, and how censored Oblivion Remastered was, this shouldn't come as a surprise. Your expectations for Bethesda should already be rock-bottom. And given that we now have Chris Avellone's account of BioWare hiring people based on their political beliefs (linking my post on that in case you missed it), and that this is almost certainly an industry-wide practice, it's hardly surprising that this Veilguard writer had no difficulty finding new work. This is yet another example of failed studio rejects being rehired by their ideological allies at other game studios that are also marching toward their doom. I'm afraid the Western video game industry is most likely doomed to collapse entirely before it can be rebuilt. It seems like all we can do is keep our wallets closed, voice our grievances, and let others know what needs to be done. The DEI/woke cancer is terminal. xitter.cf/GeraltofGoonia/status/…
Chris Avellone (best known for Planescape: Torment, KOTOR II, and Fallout: New Vegas) talks about BioWare's hiring practices. To the surprise of no one with common sense, they were discriminating based on political beliefs. They literally went through people's LinkedIn profiles to see if they were woke enough for the studio. If you were wondering why the Western AAA industry is in the shape it's in today, this is the reason. Here's basically how I imagine it all happened: First, studios started hiring based on DEI because companies wanted an easy ESG paycheck. Then, the DEI hires, mostly white liberal women who aren't gamers, started hiring people based on the criteria Chris Avellone talks about. Then, slowly but surely, studios ended up being entirely made up of liberal lunatics, or at best, people with no political beliefs. DEI is basically a virus or a cancer. xitter.cf/ChrisAvellone/status/2…
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One of these companies is N2, a South Korean video game company currently experiencing a 101% year-on-year revenue jump and a 1,000%+ operating profit spike. The other is BioWare, a Canadian studio that is permanently defunct after being shuttered by EA this month. Can you guess which is which?
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Since when did hating BioWare become trendy? Weird Larp.
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Okay guys I PROMISE YOU the Rippaverse will DEFINITELY fail and Eric July will go bankrupt in 2027! I know I’ve been saying this every year since 2022, and I know I said it’ll happen this year, but just TRUST ME! NEXT YEAR WILL BE THE YEAR!!!!
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Absolute failure!
Ethan Buffalo Hump Skiver has officially ended his Cyberfrog campaign. After 61 days, he failed to hit 100k. How embarrassing for the disgraced thief.
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Thar she blows! A hump like a snow hill! It’s Moby Ethan!
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Yaaaar a mighty hump indeed!
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EVS is now refusing to read any superchats that call him fat or mock his morbid obesity.
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Don’t mention his hunchback either, that seems to really bother him.
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