@YesIamArchie

I am not your Ex / Computer Psychiatrist/ IT Guru / Microsoft and Oracle Uncertified/Metallica / Casual drugs / His Royal Avocadolence /Cheers and Beers

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2012
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My mum would to talk in syllables whenever she was whooping my ass " Si-ni-li-ku-ambia u-si-e-nde-le-e " 😂 😂 😂 #AfricanMumChallenge
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Bois, inakuwanga serious? Peter Muigai, Peter Magana, Margaret and Jane Gecaga are the kids he had with his other three wives.
Dant@DantizerCFC16h
Jomo Kenyatta had 4 wives, and Mama Ngina is the only one we know of. Didn't the other wives have kids with him coz we only know Uhuru Kenyatta?
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Your history knowledge is as single-file as your thought process. Uhuru has 7 siblings from 3 other mothers. Please open a book before you open Twitter.
Dant@DantizerCFC16h
Jomo Kenyatta had 4 wives, and Mama Ngina is the only one we know of. Didn't the other wives have kids with him coz we only know Uhuru Kenyatta?
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Happy Maandamano Day.
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Wueh
Peter Shilton
@Peter_Shilton15 Dec 2022
Megan Markel never was going to be part of our Royal family she is an American actress who has manipulated Harry to get what she wants! Which is a big house in California and a big bank balance playing every card including the race card!
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I think we should all leave Meghan Markle alone, and also do old white men ever live in the Philippines for non-perverted reasons?
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Archie K retweeted
SIYA@uuMaSiyaOct 25
If you look at me eating ice cream and visualize me sucking dick then the problem is you my dawg
Nkanyezi
@NkanyeziKubhekaOct 24
Men that eat ice cream in public. Sies.
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Nyamisaaaaaa
Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_
@Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_20h
Millennials na government propagandists wakona ngori na huyu admin hahaha
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Japanese racism has levels. They will profile Japanese who are foreign born.
Rude and African Void 🇬🇭🇮🇹@VoidsspaceOct 25
Japanese racism comes off pathetic because you can tell they only know Black people as an abstract concept and they'll only parroting stuff they've heard your lowest common denomination racist white person say
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Japanese racism comes off pathetic because you can tell they only know Black people as an abstract concept and they'll only parroting stuff they've heard your lowest common denomination racist white person say
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Archie K retweeted
Kimaiyo.
@KimaiyoOct 25
But you are a son of an unmarried woman. A bastard. Projecting much? You are a Jon with no aura of Snow.
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@KeKirwaOct 24
I'd hate to have daughters alafu waanze kuzaa nyumbani before getting married. Nitatoka kwa hiyo nyumba na niende nianze maisha mapya huko Kakuma.
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And that's why people call themselves in third person
Nyamisa Chelang’at@Nyamisa_Chela20h
If I decide to wear cow skin, moo like a cow, walk on all fours, get milked, and call myself Ndamaris…will I be a cow?
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Napenda vile mnasonga 🤣🤣🤣 kuna pahali mko karibu kufika
Nyamisa Chelang’at@Nyamisa_Chela20h
If I decide to wear cow skin, moo like a cow, walk on all fours, get milked, and call myself Ndamaris…will I be a cow?
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Wakamba kanusurika
Jàmié@Jamie_inntOct 25
Told a Luo guy at work Omena inafaa kuuzwa kwa hardware pamoja na misumari, last night I got an email kutoka kwa foreman eti if found smoking during working hours I'm gone. The luo guy was the only one who knew I smoke😂😂
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Barack Obama called female reporter Peggy Agar "sweetie" on May 14, 2008, during campaigns and Americans wanted his head on a platter. Trump talked about Nicki Minaj's ass and Americans are okay.
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Archie K retweeted
Pop Base
@PopBase16h
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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How do transgender relationships work and world and world I be correct to call them gay relationship?
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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tras jump on each other for accidentally using ‘biological women’ to refer to us and apologises profusely because it ‘hurts the sentiments’ of males playing pretend games. i’d be exhausted as fuck walking on eggshells with these freaks
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I saw side hens coming out
gids@gidikariuki19h
The organiser has a failed marriage haha
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