
God and family first, geek next! He/Him. Microsoft SQL geek. Parody account without check! Mastadon: @YetAnotherSQL@noc.social https://xitter.cf/t.co/9gnkUwS5y8: @YetAnotherSQL
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“Feet got wet in a flood at the top of a hill” ???
Was this a geezer geyser spring? Did you find the biggest pothole nearby? Did the flood come from your water bottle (or maybe even worse)???
My poor hamster brain is struggling with this image!
Replying to @KristinaDMishra
That looks really good, but I think that it needs more sausage and pepperoni! 😛
Challenge accepted!
I’ve seen lots of ways to hit new lows, and I can play limbo with the slimiest presentations that can be shown in public.
I’m waiting to hear from @PShore73 regarding the image of me doing any kind of limbo, or “going low” on anything!
Replying to @KristinaDMishra
Huh… I don't think I ever stop talking long enough to notice.
Keep on keepin’ on m’lady. You do amazing stuff all day, every day!
That’s funny in a special kind of way. I only visit Wisconsin a few times a year, but often enough that I get peeved and sometimes take orders from friends for a “cheese run”
People who have never lived in Wisconsin don’t get it. People who did appreciate my offer.
Replying to @YetAnotherSQL @tameraclark
As a side note, this swap needs to be recognized when doing historical research. Keep in mind when events happened relative to when the Republicans and Democrats effectively swapped names. I can be really confused if I don’t note the era!
Replying to @YetAnotherSQL @tameraclark
Going back to the original post/question, stealing and being creative with reality have been “baked into” the party since the days of the Whig party. That creative approach to reality seems to have gotten worse lately.
4/4
Replying to @YetAnotherSQL @tameraclark
The existing Republican Party had a stroke of genius and took the abandoned name of the Democratic Party, in part out of spite, but more importantly to clearly show the name wasn’t the problem, the behavior was!
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Replying to @tameraclark
From the end of the American Civil war until circa 1935 the party that had been “The Democrats” polluted public opinion to the point they thought the name was unusable. They took the name of the abolitionist “Republican Party” which was better accepted.
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My wife is a retired LCSW/LISW.
The required joke is now: Does your wife associate with therapists, or give therapy to associates?
Replying to @pshore73 @tarynpivots
Yeah, what @PShore73 said...
I can't believe that I just tweeted that!
Replying to @GFritchey
Coordinate flights with @BuckWoodyMSFT and you probably won’t even get noticed much less get any special Luvin from them.
They are only human. At some point they become desensitized. Especially after they see what happens to people that talk with him for a minute.
Replying to @sqldbawithbeard
Eh, c’est la vie!
Thanks for the offer to share!
Like I need another distraction right now! 😜
Replying to @sqldbawithbeard
Yes please! I would like an invitation.
Replying to @sqL_handLe
I’m forbidden to step on dial scales.
The last time I did that the dial took off like a shurrikin, decapitated several small animals, severed hydraulic lines and two tensile cables. The resulting chaos blacked out most of Atlantis.
Replying to @beckyboopta
M’lady you are gorgeous just as you are! I hope you get more comfortable in your own skin, because it is fine skin indeed!
Thanks to @cnn for confirming my long held belief that luggage comes in exactly two types. Carry on, and lost!
To other diabetics who fly: never, EVER check medications you depend upon. Not at any time, not for any reason, not ever.
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Replying to @KristinaDMishra
If DH considers you “rude” to foraging vendors, I will probably qualify as “uncivilized”
I enjoy most vendors, especially if they have something valuable to add to the experience. If their intent is to “sell” without providing any value, they are lower life forms!
Replying to @jenstirrup @StAlbansCath
If you missed anything in the selfie m'lady, it wasn't important!
You look lovely as always. I hope that you have a fabulous time at the concert this evening!
Replying to @chapmandew
I’m glad that @GSPJackJack isn’t suffering, and I expect that he and Henry are up to something!
I’m so sorry for you and Tim. It is always hard to lose family. They will be excitedly waiting at the bridge for you in due time.