New portfolio update yohanan.design

bro i’ve never been so down before, can’t believe my eyes.

I FEEL INSULTED Do not ever in your life text my account on any crypto or forex or investment basis. Keep all your scamming heretics to yourself. I don’t associate or mingle with fraudsters .. Where in my bio did I say I am bureau de change. Due to the current layoffs in tech space , I had already constructed 3 CVs and applied to Efcc because at this rate , Justice must be served.

I have delved deep into the psychology of selling and grabbing attention again. The distribution pipeline has started revealing itself little by little because one thing is for sure. Converting one leads to 100.

Bro have you seen me in person. I’m handsome asf , my abs are chiseled and I have a serious jawline but I don’t put my body parts on my portfolio because that doesn’t represent who I am. Beauty fades but good work stands the test of time. An event management system I designed I built with my team for a business in Australia in 2024 December has converted over 1.3k members that keep paying to attend the concert and buy merch. All thanks to stripe.

You asked for two thousand naira but I know you are deserve more. God will do more for you , as God keeps blessing me. I will keep sending it to those who really need it. Ps: don’t spend it all in one place , invest half into dangote IPO 😏

Once I see your photo in your portfolio. I just log out .. we can’t be doing that in 2026 yohanan.design

Best things about things like this are I did this with my father under his surveillance and his firm. Even if I’m not liquid I will find a way because being youthful and exuberant like I am right now is what leads to short term success. I want to be 50 and chilling. These 20s are literally dog shit but hustle because of 3rd world country reality.

With the way this keke hire purchase business is going. I’m most likely getting an Avalon in 7 months.

Cyber punk season2