I just sold an old camera I found at a yard sale on eBay for a profit. #mtgfinance

Boo.

So, a funny thing happened on my way to deleting my Twitter. @Amistod came up to haul off the rest of my Magic inventory and, well, maybe I have another run left in me. I'll just leave this here while I figure things out.

That being said, I genuinely enjoyed all the folks I met through Twitter and would love to stay in touch if you want to add me on Facebook (Zachary Evans) or shoot me an email (zacharyevant at gmail dot com).

For the record, I'm going to be deleting this Twitter account in the next few days. I just don't have a need or interest in using the platform anymore, and I'm sure there's some stuff in here somewhere that will come back to bite me at a job interview in the future.

Anybody want these? Super negotiable. #mtgbuysell

Who lives in Dallas?

I replaced tweeting with running.

My wife needs friends.

20 Million Points 738 Days Played 0 Dollars Spent 1 Questionable Life Decision to Devote So Much Time to an App #PokemonGo

Times my co-worker could mention that his son plays baseball minus times my co-worker mentions his son plays baseball equals zero.

A series of questionable life decisions has led me to this point.

This is my powered cube list. Draft it. Save your deck. Let me know what's missing. cubetutor.com/cubeblog/10795… #mtg

If you're going to lose a game of Magic, this is a good way to go.

Apparently, to work the cash register at my office's cafeteria, you need to have been in middle school when money was invented.

Shout out to the woman in the park who, as I passed by on my run, physically shielded her young son as if I was a rabid velociraptor with a big bag of bees.

Won baseball tickets off the radio. In a private suite. On Pets at the Park night. Everything I touch turns to gold.