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Zach Tinker

@ZachTinker

Self-Identified Snail.

Joined July 2013
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Film Threat
@FilmThreat14 Oct 2025
"The longer Jacob stays at the lighthouse, the more real Claire’s ghost becomes." Is Beneath The Light as thrilling as its premise suggests? Read Alan Ng's review to find out. filmthreat.com/reviews/benea… #SupportIndieFilm #BeneathTheLight #Horror #Thriller
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The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouse4 Sep 2025
DRILL, BABY, DRILL.
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This shit’s so gaudy and ugly lol
Dan Scavino (@Scavino47) profile pictureDan Scavino
@Scavino4718 Aug 2025
8/18/25 @WhiteHouse…
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Every sentence of this is predictable, upsetting, and stupid.
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS11 Aug 2025
The White House is partnering with PragerU. The conservative, biased education company is already making AI content in a series launched with the Trump administration. And new reporting suggests the White House could be eying PragerU as a substitute for PBS.
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This show is making fun of you…
Homeland Security (@DHSgov) profile pictureHomeland Security
@DHSgov5 Aug 2025
JOIN.ICE.GOV
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Is cereal a soup?
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouse18 Jul 2025
"Based on the ridiculous amount of publicity given to Jeffrey Epstein, I have asked Attorney General Pam Bondi to produce any and all pertinent Grand Jury testimony, subject to Court approval. This SCAM, perpetuated by the Democrats, should end, right now!" - President Donald J. Trump
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I’m on a roadtrip and my gf won’t stop playing Black Eyed Peas
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This shit so corny bruh
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouse11 Jul 2025
THE SYMBOL OF HOPE. TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE AMERICAN WAY. SUPERMAN TRUMP. 🇺🇸
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I hope you get osteoporosis
Homeland Security (@DHSgov) profile pictureHomeland Security
@DHSgov9 Jul 2025
FIRE UP THE DEPORTATION PLANES!
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Nava Mau, Marta Pozzan, Zach Tinker, Benjamin Norris and Maria Grazia Cucinotta to star in Connor Martin’s comedic thriller ‘THE DREGS.’ It centers on a friends’ trip to Tuscany that gets derailed by old wounds and a cursed bottle of Vin Santo.
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Idiocracy
US Homeland Security News (@defense_civil25) profile pictureUS Homeland Security News
@defense_civil255 Jul 2025
Coming on July 4, 2026!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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My top 10 nuts: (These are all ranked with it assumed they have oil and salt applied) 1. Pecan 2. Macadamia 3. Almond 4. Cashew 5. Pistachio 5. Peanut 6. Brazil nut 7. Hazelnut 8. Pine nut 9. Chestnut 10. Walnuts
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On the other hand, peanuts— not a huge fan of solo. But they make peanut butter, which is objectively so integral to life. You go into most kitchens, you’re gonna find yourself a big ol’ jar of peanut butter. It’s an American staple. Heck, a GLOBAL stable. Pnuts earned 5 spot.
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Walnuts are awful, you’re out of your mind if your favorite favorite nut is a Walnut. Brazil nut— highly under appreciated nut. Hazelnuts are cool, they get a boost cuz of Nutella, but like, how often do you actually eat Nutella?
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Pecans are just fantastic. Close second place with macadamia nuts. On the right day, I might actually take a macadamia nut over a pecan.
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What a dumb timeline we are forced to exist in
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