Zachary retweeted
All these @launchviafun launches are fake.
The length people are going through making fake website etc is just gay af.
I’ve been letting people know in my TG that they’re fake.
Don’t fall for anything check my TG before you buy anything it’ll be put in there.
t.me/thethingsimake
There is still stuff I’m doing it’s not 100% ready yet hence why it’s not live yet.
As you may have seen, the LAPTOP memecoin saw a sharp swing in token price during its first hours of trading.
The headlines are all the same.
Token down 99%. Rug pull. Biden Crime Family. The list goes on.
This is far from the truth.
The reality is that available liquidity could not sustain the strong level of interest at launch. Technical issues coupled with predatory "snipers", who seek to beat liquidity providers to market, caused a spike in price, which has since stabilized to healthy levels.
The team's allocation is locked. Nobody on our side sold, and nobody could have. I, personally, have not made a single dollar.
I'm used to legacy news and social media trolls spinning realities to fit their own narrative.
The fully diluted valuation of the token is over $1 billion. And we're actively working on the best solutions to optimize liquidity and continue engaging my community.
We gave free tokens to those who lost on Trump's memecoin.
Somehow the media is painting that as a "failure".
This journey is far from over. We built this community for the long game, and that's exactly how we're playing it. I'm going to keep doing what I do best: ignoring the noise, and reclaiming the narrative.
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On-chain data shows a project multisig received 100M tokens pre-launch and distributed ~42M+, including to market makers who sold post-launch, contradicting claims that the team's allocation is locked and nobody on their side sold.
coindesk.com/business/2026/…
qz.com/hunter-biden-l…
Gm 🌞
I would like to think everyone passed this absolute extraction of an IQ test by @HunterBiden
I aped $100 to see how it filled you etc and holy some people got rekt 😂😂











