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My guitar might’ve wanted to kill your mama but the Christo-Fascists want to kill all your freedoms. I’ve come back from the dead to stop them.

Joined March 2023
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I was probably already sick when I appeared on this show. Just 7 years later, I’d be dead. But I wasn’t gonna let these fascist shitheads have the last word.
This is Frank Zappa on Crossfire in 1986. What he said then was true. It’s still true. Look at what we face today. It’s coming from the same source, attempting to do the same thing with our books, schools, and people they don’t like. And their vehicle is the government.
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Early 60s Zappa playing in the band, "The Blackouts".
Frank had multiracial band(s) before any other mainstream rock performer.
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And of course, I trust FElon implicitly. Every prediction he’s ever made has been right on target, right? We have colonies on the moon and Mars, we all have self driving cars, and California has a hyperloop. He NEVER lies and he’s ALWAYS right. 🙄
🚨 Elon Musk has dropped an unprecedented bombshell, right inside the White House, in front of Donald Trump: 💥🏛️🇺🇸 “From now on, you will no longer need to work for any company... I will make sure everyone on Earth enjoys a celebrity-level lifestyle and income!” Musk is completely challenging the traditional concept of government-provided “Universal Basic Income” (UBI) designed merely for survival, presenting a radical vision of a new form of capitalism. According to Musk, how will everyone become wealthy? 👇 As AI and robots produce goods and services 24/7 without limits, the overall standard of living for all humanity will skyrocket, as if everyone were earning an astronomical salary! Musk confidently declares: “Everyone will have access to better healthcare than I personally receive!” Through the combination of superintelligent AI and precision surgical robots, top-tier medical care could become available to everyone at virtually no cost. AI will handle the thinking, while robots build roads and structures, grow crops, and manufacture products. With forced labor becoming a thing of the past, the phrase “I don’t have enough money to buy what I need” could disappear from the human vocabulary entirely! While 99% of humanity worries that “AI will take their jobs,” Musk envisions a future where “an army of autonomous robots will turn every single person into a king, living a life of total ease!” Bookmark this post to follow the transformation that may lie ahead. 📌
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The moment I saw Julius Sleazer’s rallies back in 2016, I knew what they were. Everything about them — the costumes his followers wore, the slogans and signs, what they said to reporters — screamed cult of personality.
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Good thread on the latest congressional release of evidence surrounding Donny Demento’s sexcapades with Epstein. Remember, you’ve got to get out and VOTE LIKE A BEAST — if you haven’t already. Without you this won’t be a wave election. YOU ARE THE WAVE.
1. I am going to tell you why I think the Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee released on Monday a 53-page report presenting new evidence of Donald Trump’s involvement in Jeffrey Epstein’s sex-crime syndicate. But before I do, let me quote the report directly.
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There is a ban no one said blanket or total. He asked a former foreign student what he thought of a ban on foreign students - no one said all or blanket - you dont like your hero being shown up and he didnt like being put on the spot to betray or reveal his actual position.
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Man, he’s so right! Have you ever had to tell a giraffe and a wombat apart? Damn near impossible!!!
Trump: I am a very high-IQ person. Don't forget, I passed three cognitive tests. I’m the only president that agreed to take them. They're hard.
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Yeah, you’re right, Mehmet. I definitely don’t like you guys for a lot of reasons. One of them is because you all dress up your tsunami of lies in phrases like “our version of the truth,” and “alternative facts.”
Dr. Oz: “One nice thing about this administration is you might not like us, but you're gonna get our version of the truth.”(2026)
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Six (6) days to go. Are we gonna step back from the brink and kick these wannabe fascist theocrats out of Congress? Are we finally rein in the criminals in the White House? If you haven’t already — get out there and VOTE LIKE A BEAST!!!
Moreno says El-Sayed can’t be a senator because he doesn’t understand that Jesus came here for our salvation.
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Musk and other tech billionaires are working alongside Putin to replace democracy with a technofascist oligarchy. The path was outlined in the book "The Sovereign Individual" co-authored by William Rees-Mogg which forecast that through means such as cryptocurrencies a super-rich cognitive elite would first break free from democratic control and then seize power. Musk's fellow PayPal mafia member Peter Thiel has written a preface to the book. Thiel has clearly stated that in his view democracy and capitalism are incompatible. Vance owes his position to Thiel's money and influence. Thiel, Musk and David Sacks were reported to have persuaded Trump to take on Vance as his running mate. Don't forget that Musk has had several phone calls with Putin. Now, please read @TimothyDSnyder's invaluable article. – at Hove, England
Freedom to speak. Freedom to vote. Freedom to live. These basic liberties were blatantly violated by irresponsible and self-centered tech billionaires this month. snyder.substack.com/p/our-am…
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I once heard it said (by a gay man) that there are 2 kinds of gay men: size queens and liars. Our Dear Leader somehow manages to be both.
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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Resurfaced photo of Arnold Palmer with a massive dick!
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I sat down for all sorts of interviews throughout my career and answered all sorts of questions no matter how dumb they were. FElon loves stupid, irrelevant questions about the sun blowing up billions of years from now. It’s the smart, timely questions he doesn’t like.
Musk’s interview went great: Reporter: What is your thought on the ban of foreign students, you were one of those kids, right? Musk: “I think we want to stick to talking about spaceships.” Reporter: I was told that any topic is good. Musk: “Well no.”
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Hoping for one big happy ending to this campaign, Trump has finally whipped out Arnold Palmer.
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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I’ve said repeatedly that Donny Demento is fucking with the midterms in ways big and small, obscure and obvious. If what Brian says is true, it’s all the more necessary to VOTE!! Don’t let all the polls fool you. There will be no Blue Wave if ppl don’t vote. YOU ARE THE WAVE!
I now have two sources close to Susie Wiles who claim that Trump is preparing a vast misinformation campaign for November 4th, built around conspiracy theories alleging widespread election fraud. The plan? Declare victory regardless of the results, accuse Democratic officials of manufacturing ballots overnight, claim voting machines were secretly manipulated, and demand that Republican candidates refuse to concede. In this scenario, the goal isn’t to prove fraud. It’s to convince millions of Americans that any election Republicans lose must have been stolen.
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Man oh man! Sometimes I feel like us Americans are the dumbest people on earth. I love America, I believe in its promise. We could be the greatest nation on earth if we just educate the people. We are being fed lies!
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Man, he’s so right! Have you ever had to tell a giraffe and a wombat apart? Damn near impossible!!!
Trump: I am a very high-IQ person. Don't forget, I passed three cognitive tests. I’m the only president that agreed to take them. They're hard.
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Six (6) days to go. Are we gonna step back from the brink and kick these wannabe fascist theocrats out of Congress? Are we finally rein in the criminals in the White House? If you haven’t already — get out there and VOTE LIKE A BEAST!!!
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Very, very spooky vibes with FZ co-hosting Radio 1990 on Halloween.
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Trump on stage literally moaning "I love the meat!" while simulating oral sex on the microphone. Between his endless obsession with men's bodies and this, the closet door has officially blown off its hinges. Just come out already, Donald! You are a national embarrassment.
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Yeah, you’re right, Mehmet. I definitely don’t like you guys for a lot of reasons. One of them is because you all dress up your tsunami of lies in phrases like “our version of the truth,” and “alternative facts.”
Dr. Oz: “One nice thing about this administration is you might not like us, but you're gonna get our version of the truth.”(2026)
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