What do I do? Things. What things? Well. We'll see, won't we?

Birmingham, England
Joined June 2014
6. Gonna spend the entire flight elbowing Mido in the ribs.
Where are guys sitting? ( Ocarina of time edition )
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Yup. Submitted on the 12th, still waiting.
Game developers who plan to release a game on #Steam: the time for a build review displayed is completely outdated! It used to be 3-5 days, but nowadays, it takes around 2 weeks for each round of review. You might need 4-6 weeks if have fixes to make. Plan accordingly!
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Y'know you can build a whole ass game and then sit there staring blankly at why the seemingly very very simple Steam Cloud Save system isn't working. For like two hours. Dammit.
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Wonder if they'll shift the Shadow Temple to last, or move the Nocturne on the status screen to before the Spirit Temple song.
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"It was easy to miss" There's two gigantic trees and a climbable wall, and nothing else.
Descubrí otro cambio que le baja la dificultad a Ocarina of Time Remake. En la entrada del Templo del Bosque, donde están los lobos, hay un cofre con una llave arriba en los árboles, pero era fácil pasártela de largo porque la puerta de esa sala estaba sin candado. Ahora tiene candado, cosa que sepas que la llave está allí sí o sí y no puedas pasarla por alto.
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Bit of a public apology: I had no idea that many of you missed the key. Sorry.
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" I created (stole, obviously, from a show) and was the first person to upload this meme.
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" In September of 2025 I fucked around with AudioStretch and the tiktok video has accumulated millions of views combined across all the platforms it was uploaded and shared on
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There is a certain irony to AI art being called 'slop' when the universal identifying colour tint of AI art is brown.
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You're recording a playthrough of Ocarina of Time for a video. You get to the Desert Colossus. Your recording gets ten minutes longer because you've got to listen to the Gerudo Valley music at least twice.
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I realise this is only going to cross over to about three people but just so you know, on my upcoming Ocarina of Time video, I did a sequence break to get into the Gerudo Fortress early and grab a heart container. I've been playing this game for 28 years. I know how to do that.
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I'm writing a video script about Ocarina of Time. I've just written a thousand words on the Water Temple. It's going to be a long video.
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Get the Bottle out.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake Gameplay from Famitsu! I swear this is how the game looked in my head back in 1998.
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Some guy is really gonna miss those two graphics cards he ordered.
Nearly $500,000 worth of Nvidia RTX 5090 graphics cards have mysteriously vanished from a Brazilian airport
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I'm not coming after you or anything, but you're the guy who said OoT wasn't the "traditional" model, and now you're saying it's just the LttP one. How many games have to historically follow the same model before it's "traditional" to you?
There are certain fans of game franchises that have a misplaced sense of self-righteousness, Zelda fans are a perfect example. There are a number of fans who think of themselves as appointed arbiters and get to dictate what is or isn't considered "Zelda". I remember a time after Skyward Sword's release when Zelda fans were complaining that Zelda was stale and needed to evolve and be more like Skyrim. BOTW comes out and changed a lot of the typical Zelda conventions for the better of the franchise and made Zelda more popular than ever and now you have Zelda purists bitching that BOTW & TOTK "ruined Zelda" and they aren't "real Zelda games". All I can say is shut up. Every franchise needs to evolve and can't stay the same forever, why do fans just want to essentially play the OOT Model (which is actually the LTTP Model) over and over, when devs don't take risks you end up with more of the same scenarios like Metroid Prime 4 which I don't want.
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Even people who know how to beat Dark Link are going to intentionally stab him just to see that themselves
Dark Link fight over the years ⚔️
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See also: Obtaining the Sun Song. Bottom of the Well. Most of the Shadow Temple.
I JUST REMEMBERED IN THE REMAKE HYRULE MARKET AS ADULT LINK IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TERRIFYINGGG AND IM HERE FOR EVERY SECOND OF IT
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Does the Roblox thing ever happen the other way around? Like people going on Roblox then cloning the games onto Steam?
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No. Even the original Zelda is progression gated past a certain point by item requirements. There is always a degree of openness in traditional Zelda games. There even is in Ocarina. The traditional model is not 100% linear, it is also not 100% open. Literally never ever has been
It's infuriating to see so many Zelda fans not know what they are talking about. The "OOT Model" of 3D Zelda isn't the "traditional model" the original LOZ is. BOTW is a modernization of the original LOZ. The OOT Model only came about because the technology didn't exist at the time for the devs to make a true open world LOZ like the original. If you prefer the OOT model that is fine but don't say it's the traditional model cause it sure as hell isn't.
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Something I want to emphasize before the OoT remake comes out: Please take your time. There's no rush, ignore the internet. The plot of this game has been available for 28 years. Please just enjoy it. Breathe it in, don't rush. If it's like the original, it'll add so much.
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