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A masterpiece trying to master peace ✌🏾🧘🏽‍♂️

Washington, DC
Joined February 2010
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They sure did 🥴🤦🏾‍♀️
These fuckers really fixed Outlook at 7:30 on a Friday
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I have carried this year well.
Now i'm emptying my hands, so joy has somewhere to land.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the weekend..
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Hi @Outlook, take your time.
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Can someone at @Microsoft please figure why Teams is working and fix the issue?
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Wait… is Teams down? I might be looking at messages from before the outage! Please BABA GOD 🥹😭🙆🏾‍♀️
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Actually, your email didn’t find me at all
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Dear @Microsoft Take Teams down to maintain uniformity. And let's talk on Monday. Best Regards, IT coolie
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なぜかteamsだけ生きてるのなぜ、teamsまできっちり殺せよ
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I relate to her. Sometimes you just need a break 🙂‍↕️
outlook taking some pto and honestly good for her!!!
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Dear hackers, Erase our debts. Do something good for once. Sincerely, Everyone
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Thank you Microsoft. Can you do this every Friday? Kind Regards.
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Took the day off yesterday to just relax and I heard Outlook was out! I excitedly log in this morning to find Teams is working… 🥴… take them both Microsoft. Commit to this thing completely 🫢
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DEVELOPING: MPD Reports Active Shooting in Logan Circle “AVOID THE AREA.” – HUGE Police/Emergency Response Presence - Photos from the scene: popville.com/2026/11/develop…
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wtf!😳
Replying to @7NewsDC
WATCH LIVE: 7News is monitoring the latest after four shot in an active shooting in Logan Circle. Our team is heading to the scene youtube.com/live/QrDEYTuEmy0
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Definitely not… this documentary will be insane 🙂‍↕️
If you find your CEO having two affairs, the best estimate of the total number of affairs your CEO has had is not two
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Got my dream job, kicked cancer’s ass (1 surgery done, 1 pending) and started a 2nd Masters degree. I’m proud but worn THEEE FUCK OUT 🙂‍↕️
What did you achieve this year so far? might not be big, you looked at it and you were proud of yourself?
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Sometimes you've just got to hit a dance move to celebrate 🕺
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The day Arsenal won the league
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A slice of cake won’t fix all my problems but let’s not underestimate its contribution
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