Guy who loves the Internet. Probably Russian bot. Dying with nonsense. Time Person of the Year '06. Libertarian. High ranking member of Galactic Federation.

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Joined July 2015
Here's my Best 9 from Instagram for 2019. Can't wait for 2020.
every time a democrat politician shills you the rich people dont pay taxes spiel, they're lying or incredibly stupid.
amazing we're really in the midst of a historic paradigm shift a moment long anticipated by a few visionaries, including in the old book "The Sovereign Individual"...(h/t @mechanikalk)
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im issuing an official response from all the daos regarding the senate hearing today... "motherfuckers said our ponzi was a ponzi scheme". ty
Stats say the average person has sex 89 times a year. Not sure I believe that, but looks like I'm in for a wild few weeks to end the year.
he otter turn the other cheek.
Man attacked by gang of otters, bitten 26 times: 'I thought I was going to die' trib.al/x47YHVU
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You know it's 2022, when you fill out an application and have a million options for sex, but none are "yes, please".
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Just saw a tiktok about the korean myth of how the common cold came about. It involved a prince with 2 penises looking for a princess with 2 vaginas. He died before he could find her... and his ghost spirit traveled and released inside nostrils. Going to bed.
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everything looked like a braindead walk to a landslide in 2022/24 for the republicans. only thing that could fuck that up would be fighting about abortion and bring out democrat voters who overwhelmingly support it. check. we'll see how much it'll matter.
realizing that my stoicism & unemotional behavior's a result of protecting against emotionally manipulative parenting i know, yawn zzzz. typical parenting that resulted in damaged adult story. kind of fucked up that it's also one of my greatest strengths youtu.be/r3Pr1_v7hsw
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really fucked up that you can affect a human and they wont even unravel things until youre dead. good luck, parents.
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this is the least bitcoin, as a percentage of my crypto portfolio, that i've ever had. broken every rule of investing i've used in the last 20 years. dumb or genius? we'll find out. probably, mostly bored though.
the question is.. what are we gonna do with 100 gross of self sealing stem bolts?
"Hey, Zef... wanna go into business with me?" *proceeds to eat moldy meat and gets food poisoning* Zef: this does not instill confidence.
just spent ~$3 in gas fees for 3 transactions on the Avalanche network. same type of transactions might have been ~$5000 in fees on eth yesterday.
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Super bullish on the metaverse after seeing this
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#1 Dad mugs don't mean as much unless it's a gift from someone else's kid.
first omicron case in the US is in california? probably sitting in a shipping container for weeks.