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Joined December 2020
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Getting the call for smoke is part of the natural life cycle for any hot blooded male
For fifty eight years, my boss in Tokyo believed that beef should be sliced as thin as paper. In Japan, we cook thin meat for four seconds in boiling broth. That is our way. Then last month, the YouTube algorithm showed Director Sato a video of a man in Texas smoking a brisket. It changed his life. On Monday morning, he called me to his desk. His eyes were bloodshot. "Have you seen this?" he whispered, turning his monitor toward me. "The American pitmaster does not sleep for sixteen hours. He sits by the fire in the dark. He guards the meat like a castle." I said, "Sir, it is just a barbecue." He slammed his hand on the desk. "This is not cooking," he said. "This is a vigil." Last Saturday was our annual company picnic by the river in Kanagawa. Normally, we grill thin meat and yakisoba for two hours and go home at 2:00 PM. I arrived at 9:30 AM to help set up. Director Sato was already there. I want to be accurate here: he had been sitting in a folding chair since 10:00 PM on Friday night. He was wearing a towel around his head and staring at a massive black barrel smoker he had imported from Oklahoma. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS ABANDONED CORPORATE LIFE FOR THE SMOKE. When we tried to help him, he held up a pair of metal tongs and clicked them twice. "Step back," he said calmly. "The stall has begun. Nobody opens the lid." Twelve Japanese accountants stood in complete silence around a barrel for four more hours. Nobody dared to eat a single noodle until he gave the signal. At 1:45 PM, he sliced the meat. It fell apart on the cutting board. My boss looked at the pink smoke ring, nodded once, and wiped a single tear from his cheek. He has already submitted an official budget request for a trailer smoker for next fiscal year.
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WE FOUND HERR!!! 🥹💗💗💗💗 I couldn't stop but stare at her everytime she popped up she is genuinely so freaking beautiful aaAAAA!!! #MarianWeFoundYou #NIKKE
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Bro I gotta hit the gym 😩 I dont wanna turn into this guy
Replying to @khaliltooshort
OOhhhh my god your gym selfies now?! 🤣 You are so tough!! you can win any X arguement now! At no moment in your stupid yelling triggered rant video did you make an actual coherent point other than screaming at me to shutup for hurting your feelings & not agreeing with your "Chud Victory". 🤔 "You came at me!" and now you are crying about my unfair mean "insult" response? are you not aware of the shit that comes outta your own mouth in vids or something? I honestly just repeated your "fat ass" remark to me back at you cuz I thought it was funny & now you in shambles trying to prove to me otherwise with gym selfies. 😂 Get back in "your lane" & continue to seethe about "wokeness" in gaming, fat ass.
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this shit was made with 15 cents of cardboard by the way
Logan Paul makes history as the first person to use a hair follicle to peel back the final corner of a pre-production 1996 CoroCoro Comic #223 Glossy Pikachu No. 1 Pokémon card in an attempt to get a PSA 10 grade 😳 The unpeeled sheet was originally purchased for $100,000.
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I have a theory that Gatcha games flag your account if you spend a certain amount of money to give you abysmal luck on banners youre more likely to spend more for, crazy seeing people on their 600th + pull not mlb a marian lmao
제 가챠결과입니듀,,,, 가챠 잘 안되신분들 이거 보고 그나마 위로가 되셨으면 하는 마음에 올려봅니다.. (명함도 골티로 먹었어요)
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ok but counterpoint who's actually watching a full episode of h3 without multitasking on a third tab
The fact that their affair went unnoticed for so long is proof that their fanbase is functionally retarded
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I thought you had to finish all the companions quests to get the good ending in this game where no one dies, right? Taash wasnt the only companion that was unlikable too
Taash and ALL of her dialogue (beyond the recruitment quest) is optional as well. Which you knew because you played the game, right? RIGHT!? Not a single part of her trans storyline shows up in the recruitment quest; that's all optional if you CHOOSE to take her as a companion and pursue her favor and OPTIONAL storylines. Zero pronouns. Zero "bharv". Zero lecturing. Zero ANYTHING unless you CHOOSE to have her as a main companion. Freaking LARPers and tourists, claiming they've played @bioware games when it's clear they've NEVER logged a single hour in any of them.
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Zombro 🧟‍♂️Zoombie🧟‍♂️ retweeted
You guys ready to drop BOMBS on these left-wing culture war leeches rising up to "blame and fight with the chuds", in the face of the closure of BioWare? Let's go: DEBUNKING EVERY. SINGLE. LEFT-WING CULTURE WAR ARGUMENT & STRAW MAN IN GAMING DISCOURSE 💣💥: "Games were always political!"–– Everyone understands the difference between telling a fictional political story, and politicization. Political stories created for the purpose of entertainment are great. Doing veiled gender propaganda is just subversive, obnoxious, and annoying. It also muddies the waters and damages the quality of games/the hobby at large. "If the chuds know games so well, why aren't they making their own games?!"–– Nearly every single successful video game IP that has EVER been created in the west, was originally developed by "the chuds." Aka overwhelmingly straight white nerds and dudebros. You're seeing less of that today because leftists brought DEI to the industry, allowing them to subvert merit and actually get jobs. Then they refuse to hire anyone who isn't also a leftist. Hence why all the beloved IPs keep getting coopted then destroyed. Oh and Japanese/eastern games are chud games. "You just hate diversity!"–– Diversity has been a thing in video games since their inception. You'd know that if you weren't a tourist. It was never a problem. We hate *manufactured* / inauthentic diversity that breeds caricatures, rather than characters born from a genuine creative vision. "You just think gay/trans = woke!"–– See above. No we don't. Though there's a lot less tolerance for gay shit in the industry now because there's an overt agenda to force 100x more of it into everything, regardless of whether it fits. Literally shit like the "ExecuPride LGBTQ+ Ratings System" that scores companies from 0-7 for their "queer inclusion" and financially incentivizes more of it. "You just hate fictional women who weren't created to appeal to you!"–– Uh yeah, no shit. We also hate men who weren't created to appeal to us. When you make a video game you should aim to appeal to your audience. Crazy, I know. Men and women have different preferences for what we think is "cool" or "appealing," depending on the gender of the characters, but we actually align more than you think of female characters. A A baddie who is also cool, intelligent, and exciting is going to be 100x more interesting to a dude than some mopey, androgynous turbodyke who "misses mah gurl" and is always sad about her problems. "That's misogyny/objectification!"–– No it isn't, you don't know what those words mean. We're discussing fictional characters not real women. If I refused to engage with a real woman because she's ugly, that would be misogyny/sexism/objectification. If I refuse to play a video game or dislike a female fictional character because she's ugly, that's just me having preferences and standards for fiction like a normal person. Learn the difference between fiction and reality, it's not complicated. How we feel about fictional characters says nothing, zero, about how we treat or feel about real women. "So you just want oversexualized DOLLS who you can goon to?? Get a girlfriend!"–– People will genuinely come on here and say, "everything around me has to be objectively ugly, covered and modest, or I will compulsively masturbate." You're projecting. We're discussing appeal and preferences for video game characters, not masturbation or fucking porn. "If you don't intend to masturbate then what does it matter? Wanting romance or sexuality in games is loser behavior."–– On the contrary, relationships and romance have been present in games (especially RPGs) since their inception. It's a perfectly normal thing to want in story games and RPGs. For many, it simply increases their appeal, enhancing immersion, your character's story, and your degree of choice in the fictional world. "Video games don't revolve around you!"–– Uh, as a straight male, they kind of do. We are the overwhelming majority of the gaming audience, aka the paying customers who are keeping the lights on. I can guarantee you I speak for the majority, even if many of them don't understand the culture war or even realize it. Not every game needs to be for me, but if you're trying to make the next blockbuster hit, good luck if you decide to ignore my preferences. "Oh yeah? Well they don't NEED to appeal to you!"–– No shit. It's fine if you want to make a game that doesn't appeal to straight men. Just stop deceptively marketing them - market your games to the gay, women, whatever and stop trying to hide it. We have never had a problem with you guys having separate games made especially for you. The problem is you keep coopting, and changing, established franchises. It's subversive, divisive, harmful, and it deserves criticism... especially when you market them as if nothing at all has changed. "50% of gamers are women, actually!"–– Sure, if you consider playing a fucking Match5 mobile phone game for 45 minutes once a week or less to be enough to constitute "being a gamer." Men outnumber women in console/PC gaming/handheld gaming, and when you look at who games at least 5+ hours per week (again, not mobile), it's not close. As you increase the hours from 5/wk, the gap grows even wider. "Serious gamers" who buy the majority of products are still overwhelmingly men. Women are still overwhelmingly more on the casual side. "It makes no sense for women to wear makeup in combat roles! It makes no sense that she's cute or feminine! We want realism!"–– No you don't. The realism nonsense is an excuse. If you wanted realism, women would barely even be IN combat roles. Also, sorry to burst your bubble, but a 280lbs of solid muscle turbodyke leading a squad of Gears into combat is not "more realistic" than a woman making herself look more presentable in public. What you "want" is to blur the lines between men and women. You believe the way women are portrayed in games "creates harmful standards." You also believe femininity is a social construct of "the patriarchy." You want to subvert and deny "the male gaze" while making troons feel better. Most women who are *actually gamers* don't even want this, btw. You took it upon yourselves to change the way women are portrayed, when women were already happy with this overwhelmingly. If you're skeptical, go take a look at the most cosplayed characters. Look at the characters girl-gamers are buying merch for. Ask them their favorite character - it's VASLTY more likely to be Lara Croft, Jill Valentine, Tifa, etc. than it is to be Mags fucking Carter or Abby from TLOU2, lol. "X franchise, series, or IP was always like... super gay and woke!"–– Shut the fuck up, no it wasn't. You guys always do this weird revisionist shit. You tried this shit with Dragon Age: Origins, when it was one of the most chud games to ever chud. A straight male-centric power fantasy from top to bottom. 1 optional gay romance and 1 gender ambiguous character with 10 minutes of screentime doesn't negate this. If you're still skeptical, see the attached screenshot below. "Get woke go broke is a myth!"–– It's exaggerated, but not really. There are exceptions to every rule (ex: Spider-Man, enjoyed by kids and normies everywhere). Nearly every woke game sells less than they otherwise would if they weren't woke. Usually massively - for example selling half or a quarter as much as previous (not woke) franchise entries. And that's setting aside the rapidly growing, insane number of once beloved studios that started doing woke shit, only to completely fucking implode, get hit with mass layoffs, closures, disastrous sales, humiliating game launches, etc. You idiots also have the foresight of a peanut, so you don't understand the severity of long term reputational damage, either. You might get by unscathed, with relatively high sales for 1-2 games. But keep burning the target audience, creating to spite the majority's preferences, and it WILL catch up. "This game has progressive politics and themes!"–– If it's done right, we don't give three quarters of a fuck if a game has progressive politics and themes. Go look at the popularity of Metal Gear Solid. Dragon Age. Mass Effect. And many others. As I said, there's an OBVIOUS difference between politicization, and fictional political stories. We all see that difference. "Games are woke unless they're good, or you guys personally like them!"–– No, games are woke if they are woke. Woke literally means, "this game was deliberately created to spite the preferences of the majority male audience, despite pretending it wasn't and marketing itself otherwise." Woke refers to games made by devs whose creativity is agenda driven. Woke games often have thinly, or not so thinly veiled propaganda. "Baldur's Gate 3 was super woke and it sold 20 million units. Take that, chud."–– See screenshots below, and learn to have independent thoughts and arguments rather than just fucking regurgitating the same dumb shit everyone else in your sociology classroom is saying. BG3 is "optionally" woke. And it's *completely* optional. This is not the case AT ALL with most woke games.
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I got a very evil kitty look at her threaten the big good boy
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Zombro 🧟‍♂️Zoombie🧟‍♂️ retweeted
Почему все притворяются, что Dragon Age Inquisition была хорошей игрой?
Dragon Age: Inquisition is my favorite BioWare game. - Decisions from the first two games carry over - Won Game of the Year at the first Game Awards - 89 on Metacritic - Sold 12+ million copies I played Origins and DA2 in preparation for this game. It didn’t disappoint.
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You know maybe I'm extra angry at Bioware for every Dragon age game after Origins , I dunno 😩
if true that's based as hell, you get one EA
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if true that's based as hell, you get one EA
RUMOR: BioWare developers have reportedly attempted to buy out the studio along with the Mass Effect IP before shutting it down🚀 EA is claimed ti have shown no interest in the deal and proceeded to close the studio. Source: @baundiesel If this is true, it would go down in the long list of abhorrent practices of EA over the years. It a studio wants to leave, and clearly you have no interest in the IPs they work on, let them go. What’s the point of keeping or destroying something?😡
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These type of people also didn't buy any of their games, you can see it in the sales graph. The damage control to deny that activist games are overwhelmingly lower quality (reflected in sales numbers) when proof is right there is crazy. Bioware has been shit since Anthem
repeat after me. 'woke' did not kill Bioware. 'woke' did not kill Bioware. 'woke' did not kill Bioware. 'woke' did not kill Bioware. If you think 'woke killed Bioware', I'm assuming you played every one of their games with your head up your ass and ignored the morals.
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that's the easiest term to use when describing a malevolent entity taking over someone's body
It was never confirmed it was a demon where did this info come from
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Zombro 🧟‍♂️Zoombie🧟‍♂️ retweeted
doesn’t she know she isn’t allowed to be excited about this because her character is a victim?
OBSESSION x FORTNITE TEASER w/ Inde Navarrette "I wish Nikki Freeman was in FORTNITE"
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Also to add to this, OPM can just do anything he wants base level, him "powering up" is just getting slightly more serious as a fight goes on if the person didnt die in one hit as he can match his opponent with every strike Honestly repeat of Tracer vs Scout, but better animation
The math was wrong (gokus universe busting was him deflecting beerus' attacks, not his own strength) and Saitama didnt just delete stars, but entire galaxies. Also the meme graph everyone posts was him fighting Garou , itd be different vs Goku (also saitama doesnt start at 0)
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The math was wrong (gokus universe busting was him deflecting beerus' attacks, not his own strength) and Saitama didnt just delete stars, but entire galaxies. Also the meme graph everyone posts was him fighting Garou , itd be different vs Goku (also saitama doesnt start at 0)
SPOILERS// Wait, hold on, I’m confused. Goku’s acknowledged he always has limits he needs to break, all the while Saitama has no limits to the point where his strength transcends the idea of strength itself, space-time, reality, and even his own canon. And he still lost?
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Ngl peanut might actually be the best vtuber that's halarious 😂
TheBurntPeanut unveiled a redesign of his peanut avatar after critics called for him to withdraw from Best VTuber at the Streamer Awards He added long orange hair and promised a BBL: “And hopefully then, and only then, will I be accepted”
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You wouldn't damage the infrastructure you're trying to get more money for if that's really what you wanted. It's a shame that we've had such a huge uptick in historical religious buildings being burned down in the last 10 years, wonder why 🤔 teapawt.org/novatropin_/status/211…
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