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I think single women in their 30s tend to lose their soul the only real romantics left once you hit your 30s are the men
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I always assumed people who said the Star Trek was communist were overanalyzing details lmao how was this aired in the USA during the cold war
Patrick Stewart explains Communism to backwards ass guy from hundreds of years ago (Capitalist).
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got the coors banquet ✔️ beautiful latina on the way ✔️ stew cookin’ ✔️ oh yeah, it’s friday
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Having a younger sister taught me girls are doing these CIA-level psy-ops on eachother by their early teens. It's crazy.
Id fucking slime everyone out
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dudes be like “what’s the move” you live in SAN DIEGO THERE IS NO MOVE
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working in tech has made me genuinely superstitious regarding technology lmao
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Replying to @pubity
From a global allocation perspective, it's quite terrible for Sam to have all of those organs. Perhaps we should dismember him
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cooking my favorite instant pot beef bourguignon for the beautiful woman tomorrow 😊
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i know the phrase "you couldn't make this today" gets thrown around a lot but like
This used to just be on tv
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resharing this one for frankly devastating reasons
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Peak Star Trek
I wasn't strong enough. I should have been able to stop them.
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I'm slowly piecing together the timeline of events
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Binance hacked for 3 billion dollars Nigga It’s Over coin up 200% Funniest industry in the world it’s not even close
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two beers were sitting in the office for months best believe I yoinked em
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in the beginning, god created the heavens and the earth the date was january 1st, 1970 and the time was 00:00:00
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my diet is on temporary hiatus starting today until monday lol
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Aw man :(
All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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you know it’s the week of halloween when someone leaves a bale of hay by the dumpster
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