Joined May 2008
2026: paratroopers on standby at home, China labeled an enemy abroad, potus supports Russia and not NATO, ICE killing American Citizens, reality nowhere in the briefings. Red Dawn, but on acid.
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My watch heard me say “it’s already 9:14” to my kids and responded with this…
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Checking out #CypressConf with @Cypress_io and I’m especially excited about the focus on WCAG accessibility testing tomorrow.
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I’m attending JSNation US. Join me there for free with 10k other JS engineers and 50+ great speakers. Just follow this badge. gitnation.com/badges/jsnatio… #JSNationUS
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Teddy Swims but yodeling.
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Is this what I should use my $21.07 DoorDash credit on?
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.@mattgaetz ousts the speaker of the house and 5 days later, Hammas starts with the terrorism. His buddy @realDonaldTrump starts complementing hezbolah. This is a stupid timeline.
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Goat gets stuck in electric fence and I step on a giant thorn that pierces through my shoe while shocking the crap out of myself. Not how I anticipated that going.
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@FattedCalf please? There is a void here. You would blow these people’s minds.
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🚀 Just launched an email summarizer using #OpenAI! It auto-processes 'School' labeled Gmails & sends me a TLDR. No more lengthy school emails! Check it out at github.com/markwbrown/TLDR 📧✨ #Python #Automation
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I joined Twitter 15 years ago. Kind of feels like we’re at the average life span of whatever senile bird this is. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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There is a remarkable similarity in design between the @TheKrattBros Creature Pod and @flipper_net.
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Configured a Raspberry Pi 4 to boot from SSD inside the ArgonOne M2 case. So that's fun.
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The talk I’m most excited about is slated next: The Role of Machine Learning in Cloud Native Performance Optimization. #P99CONF #ScyllaDB
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The Razzmatazz has no raspberries in it anymore. Who in the HE double hockey sticks does @JambaJuice think they are hoodwinking us all like this?!?
Back to work after a week off due to Covid. In my 2nd meeting, “Today, we’re discussing how to create a disaster.”
I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.
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Thank you cronjob for asking me the question “Are you real?” on a transactional email you sent out to verify my email address associated with a service. I now have to go read some Heidegger.
Sharing my shame: I tore my Gastrocnemius attempting to catch a chicken.