Joined January 2026
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i’m not asking for a seat at the table anymore. i’m building my own table.
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
dating is now complicated because you don’t know if the person needs love or help
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
Late diagnosed autistics - tell me your most obvious symptoms as a kid that make you wonder how no one knew
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
Weed can make a boring evening feel like a beautiful experience. The problem is when ordinary life starts feeling unbearable without it.
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
i hope december perches softly on our shoulders and the year ends with no regrets ❣️💦
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
Life kickin my ass rn
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
Lastnight I was out with a friend of mine who had too much to drink!! As I was helping her walk back to my car a young lady stopped us and asked me if I needed help.. She then politely asked me what was my relationship to her… I told her she was my long time friend and that she had too much to drink so i was helping her get home!! She then proceeded to ask me if I had any pictures of us in my phone...
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
My homegirl had just finished working out when she walked up to me, smiled, and said, “if I told you I’ve had a crush on you for years, would you finally stop pretending you don’t notice me?” I laughed because she had always been playful like that. She moved closer and said, “I’m serious this time.” Before I could respond, her phone rang. She answered it, listened for a few seconds, then her whole expression changed. “Wait,” she said. “He’s at the gym right now?” She looked directly at me. Then she told the caller, “don’t let him leave. I’m coming.”
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
after you impress her finish she go let another man crack for free
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
Whoever left you stranded in the middle of the ocean has no right to know what the sharks did to you or how you fought your way back to shore…
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
a nigga be surviving off faith, hope, and the belief that my time is coming
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
A brand new day to work and keep the dream alive
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
We’re all pretending to know what we’re doing, some people just have better clothes and more expensive confusion.
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
BEES?!?! BEES ARE FUCKING ENDANGERED NOW?!?! Idk how much more bad news I can take! This is scary!!!
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
there’s nothing i hate more than a failed nap attempt.
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
People do not understand how dangerous triangulation really is!! its demonic
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
once you start hitting the gym, your desire to get married will reduce by 84%
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
you can't keep asking God for forgiveness & then refuse to forgive yourself
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
I think the fact that the United States just legalized child pornography should be bigger news.
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𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
Women will casually sleep with a random stranger they met on a vacation but refuse intimacy with you because she wants to take it "Slow." Have some respect for yourself and show her the door.
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