𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
Late diagnosed autistics - tell me your most obvious symptoms as a kid that make you wonder how no one knew
𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
Weed can make a boring evening feel like a beautiful experience. The problem is when ordinary life starts feeling unbearable without it.
𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
Lastnight I was out with a friend of mine who had too much to drink!!
As I was helping her walk back to my car a young lady stopped us and asked me if I needed help..
She then politely asked me what was my relationship to her…
I told her she was my long time friend and that she had too much to drink so i was helping her get home!!
She then proceeded to ask me if I had any pictures of us in my phone...
𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
My homegirl had just finished working out when she walked up to me, smiled, and said, “if I told you I’ve had a crush on you for years, would you finally stop pretending you don’t notice me?”
I laughed because she had always been playful like that.
She moved closer and said, “I’m serious this time.”
Before I could respond, her phone rang.
She answered it, listened for a few seconds, then her whole expression changed.
“Wait,” she said. “He’s at the gym right now?”
She looked directly at me.
Then she told the caller, “don’t let him leave. I’m coming.”
𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
BEES?!?! BEES ARE FUCKING ENDANGERED NOW?!?! Idk how much more bad news I can take! This is scary!!!
𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 🥇 retweeted
I think the fact that the United States just legalized child pornography should be bigger news.




















