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@_2XL_

Phoenician, suburban champion, basketball tyrant, golf dork, dad life

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Joined June 2012
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I'm going out for a pack of smokes. Be right back.
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Illinois should keep this look. Incredible execution
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Illinois throwback uniforms. 馃憤馃憥?
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Atlanta Hawks (@ATLHawks) profile pictureAtlanta Hawks
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THE VIT YEET
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This is crazy

Ken Walker WWE Style

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What?
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@espn30 Sep 2024
Basketball Hall of Famer and humanitarian Dikembe Mutombo has died from brain cancer at age 58.
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Georgia punt returner has a mouthpiece hanging from his facemask and another mouthpiece in his mouth. What in the world
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Surprised sports betting companies haven't developed airline boarding group carve outs yet.
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Big loss for Nebraska if Shiloh Sanders is out for the rest of the game
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Prime Blake GriffIn was DIFFERENT 馃挜
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I'm stuck at the airport trying to get on standby after last night's flight got cancelled... I'm surrounded by 5 different people talking/watching videos on their phones on full volume. All of them look over 50. If hell is real, it's likely LaGuardia.
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Concrete jungle where dreams are maaaaadddee oofffff
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Having an aneurysm reading the replies and quotes. None of these people have any idea how any of this stuff works but are extremely confident about their opinions on it.
Jessica Ray (@jessicaray0) profile pictureJessica Ray@jessicaray011 Aug 2024
It鈥檚 really fucking gross how Ford made an affordable and fuel efficient truck but can鈥檛 (won鈥檛?) build enough to meet demand so dealerships take advantage of people who lack financial literacy and absolutely ruin them This kid is paying $950/month for an XLT
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"Down" They kept saying "down" but I know what word they meant. "Quinn was 'down' for 7 minutes." They mean dead. He was dead for 7 minutes.
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Happy 5th birthday to my som. This kindergartner is a force of nature.
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Six years old. All gas no brakes.
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Lyles wouldn't have made the podium in 2012. He's winning watered down medals. Running against plumbers
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This is what every basketball mixtape looks like now
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Ballin' #GoHawks x @BoeingWA
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What a career
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Started the Keurig without putting a coffee mug down. Off to a great start today.
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If Bronny wasn't Lebron's son, he'd be getting ready for his Sophomore year at Azusa Pacific
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Time to put on my Diamondbacks gear and watch the Cubs and Mets play
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Cubs fans be like "time to put on my Cubs gear and go watch the Diamondbacks and Mets play"
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