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The MOST important person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind after reading this Tweet! RETWEET if it's ur Mum.

Use yes and no once. ....1) Are you gay? 2) Are you lying?

You had 10 abortions for him and he tells you he can't marry you, my dear Poison him. God will understand

Its A Day to Christmas! RT if you want God to surprise you before December 25th.

#WhatIWantForXmas I want God to keep Blessing me, More n More. RT if you want Same

A guy trying to commit suicide.. Me: Bros, why you put the rope for waist nah.. Kunle: o boy, I try put am for neck, I no fit breathe

E get as Davido face dey. *Confusing* E no Fine, E no worwor :s

Traffic in lagos now is probably sponsored by MTN cuz its everywhere u go.

Dear Lagos girls, Relationship is NOT a source of income.... Thank u...

#KokoConcert You shuld see the babes dat wore heels to entice Idris Elba, dey held their shoes & trekked like Somalian refugees

LOOOOOOOL twitpic.com/bq7ws1

10minz b4 ur wedding,u're called 4 a contract of 300 million dollars,will u go 4 it or leave it?

AKPOS: 2,3,4,6,7,8,9.. TEACHER: Where is 5?.. AKPOS: Yesterday, I heard on the News tat 5 died in a Car Accident.. RT if you Get

We shall all see 2013 in Jesus name.. RETWEET to Say AMEN !!!

What is the hardest thing to find in NIGERIA.........????? 1. Job 2. Admission 3. True love 4. Virgins

Teacher: Class who can tell me what a baby lizard is called? Akpos: Lizzy baby!

Teacher: What country is next to U.S.A.?! Akpos: U.S.B. (R-T if you sabi wetin akpos mean. If you no sabi, your IQ cripple o!)