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Dr. Alasse

@_Alasse_m

obsessed with one football player

Joined November 2016
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Tanto se ofendían por decirle pito chico a Bellingham kjj
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Perdón pero mi concha hace más bulto hermana qué es eso 😭😭
$₳Đ ฿☹Ɏ ☁, (@angelitopaisa_) profile picture$₳Đ ฿☹Ɏ ☁,@angelitopaisa_Nov 2
las argentinas verán esto y aun asi dirán que menzo fernandez esta mas rico
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Emma MCB (@jaybeethefourth) profile picture
Emma MCB
@jaybeethefourthNov 2
Let's blame Enzo Fernandez
Ryan (@bernardooooV3) profile pictureRyan
@bernardooooV3Oct 31
Every defensive error from City’s defenders this season, and we’re only in October.
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belu (@belvcarp) profile picture
belu@belvcarpNov 2
Enzo nominado🇦🇷!! La gente que SÍ sabe de fútbol siempre tiene en consideración a Enzo, no como los chupapijas que creen que por tener acceso a internet pueden hablar de fútbol y se creen dueños de la verdad. A seguir cerrando ortos Enzo!!🎩🪄💪🏼
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City Xtra (@City_Xtra) profile pictureCity Xtra
@City_XtraNov 2
OFFICIAL: Enzo Fernandez and Erling Haaland have been nominated for the 2026 @FIFPRO Men's #World11.
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Chelshit fans must be among the dumbest motherfuckers in the world 😭😭
JnR (@CFCJnR) profile pictureJnR
@CFCJnRNov 1
Haaland had enough of Enzo Fernandez. Tired of making runs while his £127.5m CM kicks the ball at someone or off the pitch. Man City fans are sick of him too, where are the fake Chelsea fans who defended him?
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AI generated clip from a tiktok account called "AiScore" vt.tiktok.com/ZSgKLCYmM/ There is no prove of the clip actually happened in mancity vs brighton match.
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AI JSSJSJ ABUELO SI QUIERE CACA PIDA
JnR (@CFCJnR) profile pictureJnR
@CFCJnRNov 1
Haaland had enough of Enzo Fernandez. Tired of making runs while his £127.5m CM kicks the ball at someone or off the pitch. Man City fans are sick of him too, where are the fake Chelsea fans who defended him?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
AI generated clip from a tiktok account called "AiScore" vt.tiktok.com/ZSgKLCYmM/ There is no prove of the clip actually happened in mancity vs brighton match.
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What is Enzo Fernandez doing here? Isn’t he supposed to be bad??
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoNov 2
🚨 OFFICIAL: The 26-men shortlist for the FIFPRO Men’s World 11, voted by 19,806 footballers in 73 countries. 🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois 🇦🇷 Emiliano Martínez 🇪🇸 David Raya 🇪🇸 Pau Cubarsí 🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella 🇳🇱 Virgil van Dijk 🇧🇷 Gabriel Magalhães 🇲🇦 Achraf Hakimi 🇵🇹 Nuno Mendes 🇫🇷 William Saliba 🇫🇷 Dayot Upamecano 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham 🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes 🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández 🇪🇸 Pedri 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Declan Rice 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇵🇹 Vitinha 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal
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De que me perdi? Rumor de origen africano?
Gabana🦋 (@Gaabanaa) profile pictureGabana🦋@Gaabanaa16h
Y acá algunos boludos te quieren hacer creer que estos dos se llevan mal o no se soportan 🤌🏼 teapawt.org/todaevibe/status/21175…
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mar 🇦🇷 (@clubjulienzoo) profile picture
mar 🇦🇷@clubjulienzoo12h
así te reciben en el cielo
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se hace el lindo y esta re bueno 🫦
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Gabana🦋@Gaabanaa16h
La diferencia de altura y la manito en la cintura 🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼
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sev
@backupsev17h
a picture that's going to make everyone mad...
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⋆@enzrling17h
esto debe ser ia, si acá me dijeron que erling odia a enzo
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Image from ⋆ (@enzrling)
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Manchester City (@ManCityES) profile picture
Manchester City
@ManCityESNov 2
Enzo Jeremías.
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City Xtra (@City_Xtra) profile picture
City Xtra
@City_Xtra13h
Erling & Enzo 😁🩵
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Jjjjjj
ElBuni (@therealbuni) profile pictureElBuni
@therealbuni12h
Los brasileros le estan echando la culpa a milei de que se fundio un banco paraguayo Los super "diagramas politicos" que le vendio lula a los kukas Le hubieran dado la tarasca a arrepentidos de milei kjj
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Doku no sabe otra que no sea la individual?.jssj
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Jijo, no falla
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BZone (@Unusual_BM) profile pictureBZone
@Unusual_BMOct 30
You know I've been ignoring all that "Enzo is a snake" gimmick buh seems he's actually one! Imagine, playing alongside haaland and still have the guts to say mbappe is better than him publicly?? No real Madrid player would ever put on such disgusting stunt tbh. I hope he gets kick outta my club soon, he's fvcking nothing buh a Shameless "Tweaker'🤡🐍
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Enzo Fernández
Image from 🕷 𝙹 𝚞 𝚕 𝚒 𝚊 𝚗 & 𝙴 𝚗 𝚣 𝚘 🎩 (@julianxenz0)
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me destruye que se hace el malo pero es un dulce de leche😭
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