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Everyone around me at 22: Engaged, married or having kids.
Me: still watching cartoons.
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Me: I'll not pay the bill.
Waiter: why not? You ordered 42 coffees.
Me: I said, 4 tea, 2 coffees.馃う
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I'll sign with led pencil 鉁忥笍 on marriage certificate because if I don't like the groom I can erase it.馃槈
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