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Twiterrr

@_CanvasAndKeys

Human Psychology | Dark Humor | FC Barcelona | Hosea 4:6 Look around you; We are surrounded by foolish people, you're no exception and neither am I.

Joined December 2024
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A person who has subconsciously chosen that they are not willing to be teachable, unlearn and relearn is a person you shouldn’t waste time arguing with. You can never beat a fool at a fool’s game.
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@trq2127h
There’s 100% a kind of mania you can get into with coding agents, where it feels like you’re getting a lot done and working all the time but nothing is really happening. I think it's often a form of avoidance of something else in life.
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jess 💕 (@thunderupjess) profile picture
jess 💕@thunderupjess21h
apart from being performative, his lyrics piss me off so much. “my sugar banana honey bunny shebi if i give you my love you’ll take it from me” SIGH. are we in primary 4? 😭
HYPETRIBE (@hypetribeng) profile pictureHYPETRIBE
@hypetribengOct 28
Davido Proposes to His Wife Chioma All Over Again 🥹❤️💍
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Daniel (@growing_daniel) profile picture
Daniel
@growing_daniel5h
You cannot conceive, nor can I, of the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God
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Jeff (@jeffjsq) profile picture
Jeff@jeffjsq14h
Need you to score your first hat trick in 3 years grandpa, only way to really celebrate 🙌🏾
Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) profile pictureCristiano Ronaldo
@Cristiano16h
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
Image from Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano)
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Lola Okunrin (@lollypeezle) profile picture
Lola Okunrin
@lollypeezle11h
“Snake will never attack you if you don’t attack first” 🤡🤡
Tendencia en X HOY (@TendenciaenXHoy) profile pictureTendencia en X HOY
@TendenciaenXHoy18h
"SERPIENTE ATACA UN PERRO EN UNA FINCA" Una cámara de seguridad captó el momento exacto en que un pastor belga malinois descansaba tranquilamente en el pasillo exterior de su casa durante la madrugada. Sin previo aviso, una serpiente de gran tamaño se desliza a través de la reja y se acerca sigilosamente a solo unos centímetros de él. En una milésima de segundo, el perro detecta la presencia del reptil, reacciona de un salto esquivando cualquier posible ataque y de inmediato se pone en guardia para ladrar y alertar a su dueño, quien sale enseguida a revisar la situación. Una muestra impresionante del instinto de alerta y agilidad de esta raza protegiendo su hogar.
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Vivian Umukoro (@vian337) profile picture
Vivian Umukoro
@vian33712h
We only talk to those with Prado, shift
Arojinle (@arojinle1) profile pictureArojinle
@arojinle119h
The kind of life that Obidients wish we were living, because we don't support their Messiah, is what they're living. It's enough reason to be grateful. We're not who/where they want us to be.
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jagunmolu (@folaby_) profile picture
jagunmolu
@folaby_13h
New Tinubu posters ke??? I’m going on a run by 11pm 🙏🏾
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Masuhd (@masuhd_) profile picture
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@masuhd_12h
"first go and close the door"
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Everybody knows what they’re doing. I’ve learnt to stop giving benefit of doubt
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Pretty cool character designs, who’d you steal it from
antrofrog (@antrofrog_) profile pictureantrofrog
@antrofrog_Oct 28
No Ordinary Love
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DD 🐎 (@Didara0) profile picture
DD 🐎@Didara017h
He will. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BE OUTSIDE ON ELECTION DAY, PVC or not!!!
OG (@heispreston) profile pictureOG@heisprestonOct 28
Oh boy. Peter Obi might actually win with a landslide
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Kvngpatø👑 (@_Pato20) profile picture
Kvngpatø👑@_Pato2021h
So, nobody dey miss Hansi Flick football again? 😂 See as culers body don calm.
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Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) profile picture
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuru4h
JUST IN: Over $1.3 billion in leveraged crypto longs have been liquidated in the past 5 hours. This comes after Binance was hacked, with an estimated $5.7 billion in cryptocurrency stolen, making it the largest hack in crypto history. Bitcoin, Ethereum, and other cryptocurrencies continue to dump, with $BTC falling under $77,000 and $ETH falling below $2,215
Image from Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru)
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BOND ✭ (@ballhardsam) profile picture
BOND ✭
@ballhardsam11h
Who would be able to catch him if he just making stuff up 😭
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinema11h
The last person on Earth who can still speak and read Urartian. A language from 3,000 years ago…
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uk. (@mhmddotuk) profile picture
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@mhmddotukOct 28
Mbappe dictator meme wasn’t even a thing back in 2023.. this is nuts😭
frenchaicovers (@frenchaicovers) profile picturefrenchaicovers@frenchaicovers14 Aug 2023
Red Sun in the Sky - Mbappé
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Chris (@chijiokechuwa) profile picture
Chris@chijiokechuwa11h
In another life, free from obligations of participating in capitalism. I would have liked to study philosophy full time.
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Just started “The Diplomat” because of you all… I hope this is not another bore fest. Episode 1 didn’t move me at all.
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Reechmilly (@Reechmilly) profile picture
Reechmilly
@Reechmilly17h
Niggas take this street shit too far,how ima snitch cause I reported my car stolen 😭😭😭😭
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Trill (@Trill1Ace) profile picture
Trill@Trill1Ace10h
I couldn’t believe who it was when the camera panned up. This is hilarious 😂
* (@GaviWaves) profile picture*@GaviWavesOct 28
Our Ballon d'Or will come
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