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Replying to @LTNonair
โ@BackRowBeliever: Nothing feels more rebellious than continuing to sit when everyone else stands up in church.โ @_ChristianHumor
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Preparing for Sunday school like a 90s kid. @_ChristianHumor
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The best thing I bought for Boxing Day sales was a new Bible. #oversaved @_ChristianHumor
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I can do all [Mondays] through Christ who gives me strength. #ohlord @_ChristianHumor
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church potluck food ideas:
jesus walking on watermelon slices
leviticustard
moses parts the red velvet cake
baby jesus lying in a mango
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#PlotTwist: Noah DIDN'T build the Saint Louis arch. @_ChristianHumor
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Telling classmates that your class is cancelled is like the second best news you can give people after the gospel. @_ChristianHumor
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Hahahaha! #Epic @_ChristianHumor
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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?
Christian Bale.
@_ChristianHumor
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Still keepin' my eyes above the waves โ๐ @_ChristianHumor
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Replying to @_ChristianHumor
@_ChristianHumor just RTd my pick-up line I'm sorry I'm having a moment ๐๐ญ๐๐
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"Heaven meets earth like the sloppy wet kiss I'm going to give you." #christianpickuplines @_ChristianHumor
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We made eye contact during worship so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious #ChristianRelationshipGoals @_ChristianHumor
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Ok they're playing Oceans before chapel and I swear every girl in this arena stopped talking and started singing. @_ChristianHumor
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Jesus said "The world will know ur my disciples by ur Christian shirts! Genre titles! Tweets! Religious views box!" O wait. No he didn't.























