Heretic. Owner of @TheyCallMeSmeef
Minnesota, USA
Joined October 2012
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Why is this AI trash? Aren't there actual images?
Ten cajt je ABSOLUTNÍ BADASS!!!
Vy to asi nevidíte, ale on vědomě vyměnil svůj život za to, že toho útočníka aspoň co nejvíc zraní.
Bylo mu jasný, že jde v hadrech s pistolkou, proti někomu s dlouhou a ve Fool gearu a tak nemá smysl moc taktizovat a prostě se rozhodl rozdat co největší damage jaký stihne.
Absolutně chladnokrevně a přesně vysypal co měl i když sám inkasoval a jak viděl, že mu to vyšlo, tak se ještě stihl aspoň částečně sám ošetřit.
To je přesně podle vojenskýho - Když jsi jedinej kdo může, tak musíš!
Kolik životů zachránil, výměnou za svůj?
Velitelskej materiál.
Doufám, že to dá.
Dnes se všichni pomodlete.
The pilot owes the driver of that truck a new pair of boxers.
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INT. GOLD & SILVER PAWN SHOP – DAY
The familiar guitar sting fades. A GUY in a windbreaker steps up to the counter carrying a small, lead-lined case. He sets it down with a careful clunk.
RICK (to camera):
People bring in all kinds of stuff. Coins, swords, ancient books. But sometimes... sometimes they bring in something that makes you rethink your life choices.
Rick flips open the case just a crack. Inside is a dull metallic puck. The camera pushes in. The image immediately goes splotchy. Purple-green static blooms across the screen, pixels smearing like a bad VHS tape left on a dashboard in August. The audio pops.
CHUMLEE (squinting):
Uh. Is the TV broken?
The camera pulls back. The picture clears instantly.
RICK:
So... what exactly do you have here?
SELLER:
Plutonium.
The camera pans in again. The video glitches harder this time. Horizontal tearing. Color inversion. A faint Geiger-counter clicking sound.
RICK (very carefully):
Okay. I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know a lot about nuclear materials.
Rick looks directly into the camera.
RICK:
I'm gonna call a buddy of mine who knows more about this stuff.
Cut to Rick on the phone, pacing. The camera drifts back toward the case. The screen blooms with static again.
RICK (into phone):
Yeah. No, I'm serious. Like, end-of-the-world serious.
INT. PAWN SHOP – LATER
The bell over the door jingles. A GUY in a lab coat and nitrile gloves walks in like this is the third time today something has gone terribly wrong. He takes one look at the case. The EXPERT doesn't even touch it.
EXPERT:
Yeah, that shit's illegal.
CHUMLEE:
Like... how illegal?
EXPERT:
Federal. International. "Don't even think about it" illegal.
Rick nods slowly.
RICK (to camera):
Best I can do is call the authorities and pretend this never happened.
The seller sighs.
SELLER:
Worth a shot.
The camera pans one last time to the case.
The screen dissolves into static.
CUT TO BLACK.
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