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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’
Christian Yelich on this:
“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”
(Via @JeffPassan)
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The best part of the “Sports Are Rigged” crowd is they are the people Books do not need any help taking money from.
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Dress up as a 17 game season #scary
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Aye no bullshit. I’ve been gambling on sports since I was in the 10th grade. I can honestly say this shit is not the same b. No bullshit
2 or 3 years ago I learned my lesson with Sam Houston. They are the ultimate fake sharp play.
They put this Sam Houston team on Tuesdays because they’re a disgrace to the game of football.
The worst team in the country, led by the worst quarterback to ever land a D1 scholarship in history.
This team is allergic to scoring a single point. They pick up one first down a game.
And the funniest part is that everyone keeps betting on them every single week because they’re due to finally cover the spread or win.
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Jalen Brunson since winning an NBA Championship:
13/36 FG (36%)🧱
6 Turnovers (7 ast)
2 L’s to Celtics and Sixers
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I don’t want to hear a single word about sports betting out of you if you’ve never seen this screen before.
Damn, Steph gonna end up with some dogshit teams to close out his career. I was hoping they could rebuild around him 1 more time.
Steve Kerr says he's leaning toward this starting lineup for Opening Night:
Stephen Curry
Brandin Podziemski
Gui Santos
Yaxel Lendeborg
Draymond Green
(via @DaltonJ_Johnson)
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The responses to this tweet are umm.. tough to read.
“Because shits rigged”
“Because home field is worth 3 and the teams are even”
“Because books love the rams”
I guess those people have to exist for sharps to have their ecosystem to operate in too, but yikes.
Dawg im high as fuck I thought ts said $110 million fully guaranteed for Brandin Podziemski
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Watched a nigga go from breaking the pick 6 record to being the worst corner in the league you niggas don’t know pain like I do.
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POV: You're an OC and you just spent 14 hrs on a Tuesday trying to prepare for Scyther at free safety, Machamp at Mike, and Haunter and corner, but you're Jolteon X receiver hasn't passed confused protocol.
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Being a Cowboys fan is kind of like having a son that’s addicted to heroin and in-and-out of rehab.
The love is still there somewhere, but god damn is it hard to care at this point.








































