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no, you hang up.

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Y'all know the deal; no rain, no flowers.
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’ Christian Yelich on this: “You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.” (Via @JeffPassan)
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Yaxel's high school recruiting class
WILD BUT TRUE 😳 Through their first FOUR NBA games, Yaxel Lendeborg has outperformed rookie Luka Dončić 👀
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The best part of the “Sports Are Rigged” crowd is they are the people Books do not need any help taking money from.
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"cause you niggas comin" funny as shit😭
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Dating in 2026 be like…
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Dress up as a 17 game season #scary
Ricky Pearsall with the Austin Powers costume for the 49ers Halloween party 😅
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Aye no bullshit. I’ve been gambling on sports since I was in the 10th grade. I can honestly say this shit is not the same b. No bullshit
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2 or 3 years ago I learned my lesson with Sam Houston. They are the ultimate fake sharp play.
They put this Sam Houston team on Tuesdays because they’re a disgrace to the game of football. The worst team in the country, led by the worst quarterback to ever land a D1 scholarship in history. This team is allergic to scoring a single point. They pick up one first down a game. And the funniest part is that everyone keeps betting on them every single week because they’re due to finally cover the spread or win.
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Jalen Brunson since winning an NBA Championship: 13/36 FG (36%)🧱 6 Turnovers (7 ast) 2 L’s to Celtics and Sixers
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I don’t want to hear a single word about sports betting out of you if you’ve never seen this screen before.
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Sportsbook execs watching you go from betting 1st TD parlays to triple double parlays 😂
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Damn, Steph gonna end up with some dogshit teams to close out his career. I was hoping they could rebuild around him 1 more time.
Steve Kerr says he's leaning toward this starting lineup for Opening Night: Stephen Curry Brandin Podziemski Gui Santos Yaxel Lendeborg Draymond Green (via @DaltonJ_Johnson)
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The responses to this tweet are umm.. tough to read. “Because shits rigged” “Because home field is worth 3 and the teams are even” “Because books love the rams” I guess those people have to exist for sharps to have their ecosystem to operate in too, but yikes.
So why is Buffalo the underdog?
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Please do not split 10s if we’re at the same table 😅
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Dawg im high as fuck I thought ts said $110 million fully guaranteed for Brandin Podziemski
Just in: Golden State Warriors guard Brandin Podziemski has agreed to a five-year, $110 million fully guaranteed rookie-scale contract extension, agent Bill Duffy of WME Basketball tells ESPN. The deal includes a mutual option in the fifth year (2031-32) and a trade kicker.
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Watched a nigga go from breaking the pick 6 record to being the worst corner in the league you niggas don’t know pain like I do.
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POV: You're an OC and you just spent 14 hrs on a Tuesday trying to prepare for Scyther at free safety, Machamp at Mike, and Haunter and corner, but you're Jolteon X receiver hasn't passed confused protocol.
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Bruh
Once a bitch start talking about anxiety I know that body count over 20
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Being a Cowboys fan is kind of like having a son that’s addicted to heroin and in-and-out of rehab. The love is still there somewhere, but god damn is it hard to care at this point.
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if i had a 100 bullets and both daron bland and adolf hitler were in front of me, i’d shoot daron 50 times and save the other 50 for when i see jake ferguson
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