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Jephthah

@_DynamiteJeph

Win, lose or tie. Barca till I die ❤️💙 DM for collabs

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Joined August 2024
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I'm crying united fans don't know how the new format works 😭😭
Ditu (@UtdDitu) profile pictureDitu
@UtdDituAug 27
Dear UEFA, Please Give Us This Today. 🙏🙏
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Says this before every game so that if they lose he has something to hold onto I pity who never clock this guy 😂
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano1h
🚨 José Mourinho: “We had to play tomorrow, we play today. We had to play Sunday in Valencia, we play Saturday”. “Three games with three travels in 7 days, two days less to recover”. “It’s a big gift we are receiving. Thanks. We hope to make them sad”.
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Infinite content glitch
Eddie (@Eddieug10Ug) profile pictureEddie
@Eddieug10Ug2h
Chelsea handing over Man United to AS Roma 😂. Smalling, Matic and Lukaku can't wait to cook Man United 😂.
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The last time amad diallo scored a goal vinicius was still alive
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Fuck you Fuck you again If you look now those 'fans' are united fans and Madrid fans. United fans that hace not won anything in 1 million years. Madrid fans that have gone trophyless for two seasons are making you shy. "Hansi flick see what you have done to me" Fuck off joor
Anabella💙❤️ (@AnabellaMarvy) profile pictureAnabella💙❤️
@AnabellaMarvy5h
I went on a football podcast yesterday, and these guys were mocking Barcelona, calling us names, even saying our chain was fake. The funny thing? I couldn’t even defend my club because I knew they were right. I just sat there taking it. This is what Hansi Flick has done to me 😭
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Man u still get bayern to play oo 😂
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United fans, Emotional lots 😂 They can't handle losses 😂
CRIX (@OnyChr2022) profile pictureCRIX
@OnyChr20222h
MICHAEL CARRICK, MAY YOU NEVER KNOW PEACE. YOU WILL ASK GOD FOR WATER AND HE WILL SERVE YOU INDUSTRIAL CHEMICALS. MARTINEZ, MAY USELESSNESS BE YOUR LEGACY. YOU WILL REMAIN A DISGRACE TO THAT SHIRT. BRUNO FERNANDES, YOU ABSOLUTE USELESS BASTARD. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLUB. I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR NONSENSE. FUCK YOU, INEOS. MAY THE ENTIRE LOT OF YOU BE SWEPT OUT OF THIS CLUB. NONE OF YOU DESERVE TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR MANCHESTER UNITED.
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didn't even wait till full time 😭😭
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano2h
🚨 9 consecutive games without a win for Manchester United. 9️⃣❌ Only two wins this season in all competitions: vs Sabah and vs Ipswich Town.
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This one think say man yoo na big team 😭😂
Dead Poet (@RanceRider2) profile pictureDead Poet
@RanceRider22h
i love how that useless “xabi can’t win a big game” talks will be buried for the time being.
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@HEISJAGO2h
Petition to remove Manchester United from the English Top 4
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They are honouring Cristiano Ronaldo 🥹
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano2h
🚨7️⃣ Manchester United have only 7 points in 9 Premier League games. Currently sitting 16th in Premier League table with +1 game.
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@HEISJAGO2h
Before you start singing Carrick Out Remember he has a family to feed #carrickstays
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Chelsea handing over Manchester United to Roma 😂
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We need to talk about the drop in quality of this so called big 6. Palestra is wearing 2 for Chelsea Caicedo is their captain. Caicedo? Cb pairing of colwil and Fofana
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Hakimi deadass scored a hat trick. Of all people hakimi? When will you guys learn that this thing is designed for you to fail.
Moses Igho (@MosesIgho2) profile pictureMoses Igho@MosesIgho222h
🚨 New option alert on Sportybet 🤔😳 Later, another person go post say na him first discover am 😂😂 I think it's only available for today's match 🤲 Code 🔞⚠️ QJA92B BOOMLUCK 🙌🙌🕊️
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Oya oya because of you I no give up 🥹🌚
Xoxo Dinma 🌸 (@Xoxo_Dinma) profile pictureXoxo Dinma 🌸
@Xoxo_Dinma21h
Barcelona fans are already giving up on the team just because of two bad matches. #fcbarcelona
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This was not flick highline btw
Deportivo Alavés (@Alaves) profile pictureDeportivo Alavés
@Alaves21h
El gol más rápido que tuvimos en @LaLiga 🤯
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Moving on, we should not buy players from EPL again. E no dey ever favour us. Dem too useless for that league France, Germany, Netherlands or south America
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Holllaa💙❤️ Hansi flick ball is back 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
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Shut tf up. Just shut up. Flick could only choose one right back between Fort and espart and he rightly picked espart because he knows more than you dumb twitter tacticos. He hates la masia but he's going to give a chance to Brian farinas who is from la masia.
Maximilian Mitroi (@Max_Mitroi) profile pictureMaximilian Mitroi
@Max_Mitroi19h
These are Alvaro Cortes (21) and Hector Fort (20). They played for Barça. Cortes is a center back and Fort is a right back. They've always played these positions. Their wages were nothing. We sold them for peanuts this summer because Flick hates La Masia. Guess for which positions we are missing players now?
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@HEISJAGO11h
The best club in the world plays today 💙❤️
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