Evan

"I did actually have a band: The Hobgoblins! I went by Stubby Boardman on stage. Made things less awkward, ya know? Had this one groupie, ohhh, was she a looker! Like, a brunette Lily! Absolutely gorgeous, up for anything! Said her name was Petunia-I just called her Pet, for the collar and other things. I think she was from Surrey, actually! Huh, wonder whatever happened to her."

"Her name was Amelia Bones. Yes, aunt of your classmate. She had the biggest rack and thickest arse of any girl in school. Head Girl. But she was smart, strong, brave... Course I hit on her constantly but she gave as good as I gave back. We worked together. We fought alongside one another in the Aurors. I could trust her. She could trust me. She wasn't just some random slag, she... I wanted to be her everything. She was my everything. I was going to propose before Peter became Secret Keeper. I told her I had to go away, that I'd be back... To wait for me... Well. She was one of the Aurors who arrested me, that day. When Peter framed me. When he escaped. The look on her face, Harry... You can't imagine it. It broke me, Harry. In Azkaban, I was innocent of killing your parents and those Muggles, but... She haunts me, Harry. The what ifs... They haunt me. Don't let them haunt you."