Is sleeps time at Catliphate HQ. Goodnight to all you infurdels, may you all die horrible deaths in your sleeps. Allahu akpaw (cod is great)
Brother was found with Erasure and Marc Almond in his Spotify playlist. Appropriate LGB punishment applied
SEALs like @mchooyah killed Sheikh Usama. Islamicat not tolerate SEALs
So fascists of MI5 thought they could plant secret spy camera in Islamicat flat. But they not realise Islamicat is onto them
Pusslim idly checks that camera is rolling before embarrassing a nope rope so badly that it flees area
Spare a thought for brother Stan. Whites is doing haramic party in his house which offend his Pusslim faith
