I’m seeing a lot of Bayern fans trying so hard to force rivalries with Real Madrid and make Bayern feel more relevant than they actually are. Let’s be serious. Bayern’s biggest relevance right now is Harry Kane being in the Ballon d’Or conversation — and he probably won’t even win it, with 19-year-old Lamine Yamal likely taking it. Now they’re crying about Real Madrid “robbery” while conveniently forgetting how many times Madrid, and especially Cristiano Ronaldo, absolutely dunked on Bayern in the Champions League. When you give a donkey attention, it starts thinking it’s a lion. Bayern fans desperately want to feel important. The problem is nobody is giving them that attention.