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“Don’t ask permission, ask forgiveness” I’m doing neither.
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I know it’s easier for me to say this as an adult, and with the type of personality I have now, but the thought of me being in foster care, winning money and then having “family members” try come round😞 just absolutely not, so where the fuck was you, that I was in foster care?!
She was a millionaire at 16. Today she earns £12,000 a year as a carer Callie Rogers won £1.85 million in the UK lottery in 2003. She was working in a shop Within months she'd bought a house with her boyfriend, a house for her grandparents, cars, holidays and gifts for everyone she knew She lent £20,000 to one person and £13,000 to another. Never saw it again People took her bank card and used it for themselves. She says they still owe her about £200,000 "I was a soft touch. Now I realise what they were like." In the video below, she tells This Morning what the money actually did to her Should a 16-year-old even be allowed to win that much?
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You’re not 16 and in foster care
I don’t even mean to sound arrogant but this would never ever happen to me.
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A man posted this 😫🫶🏽
30 🩶 & a fiancé too!
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Ok, actually loool
Day 300 of the monzo 1p challenge. How're you all coping cos omo🤣
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The women who act like this are the same ones always crying later down the libe, that they have no friends/lost themselves when they got married and had kids. they deserve 0 sympathy when this happens
You guys realize that one of the greatest joys of motherhood is never again having to do any of the tedious and unfulfilling social rituals you were forced to do so you could increase your odds of finding a man who wanted to have kids with you
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And that’s the culture. Doing this for a non Yoruba bride, how will she understand what’s going on? I watch Yoruba weddings and even the alaga’s have strayed. They don’t sing those songs with real meanings anymore. It’s not just about the bębęfę. The Yoruba traditional wedding is sacred. It’s so sad what ilaju has done to us.
This is the moment that makes every Yoruba bride cry 🥹 It's not the dance. It's when her mother covers both of them with the veil. Under that veil, no one can hear what her mother is praying for her. This is the real Yoruba wedding. Not aso-ebi. Have you experienced this?
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You wanted a new chapter. Give yourself permission to be a beginner in it.
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There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this by the way, I commend the self awareness to admit it isn’t for you, instead of bringing a child into this world and doing it half arsed and damaging another person.
Zeze Millz faces backlash after admitting she doesn’t want children because she can’t be bothered with the responsibility 🤨
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These are women that never really wanted female friends. They wanted placeholders until a man and kid came along. Now they want the single friends to be available just in case they need someone to vent to about their relationship.
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I put this up yesterday! With the year I’ve had, the splurge I’m going to do soon, is going to be ridiculous
In the mood to treat myself to something nice 🛍️
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We are not asking the right questions! I want to connect with the girl who invested $1000 and flipped to $10,000 in 4 months I too, want to catch wind of these ponzi schemes #ISWIS
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This is very true
I have a theory that a formal date is often actually a terrible setting for discovering attraction. Sitting across from someone with the explicit purpose of evaluating romantic chemistry can make it harder to feel. People are often much hotter incidentally, when you get to see them in their element
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Soo I’ve always found Asda a bit… eh🥴 Anyway, I decided to go tonight to have a walk round… a bird was flying about 🙂 But if I talk about it being somehow, I’ll sound elitist lool
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They started with your face, moved on to your waist, and now they're after your knees. Meanwhile, endometriosis and PCOS research still can't get funded. Capitalism at its finest.
أول مره أدري أن في إجراءات خاصة تحسن من شكل الركبة الحزين 🫣
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It’s not entitled. I think it’s quite distasteful for millionaires to ask the public for money when they could definitely afford to pay for it themselves. Very distasteful.
People online are too entitled to other peoples money
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If this was a black African girl step-dancing in 🇮🇪Ireland, Irish people would never call her a "daughter of the soil." One of the most infuriating things about black Africans is how welcoming & open we are to people who would never return that same warmth.
Daughter of the soil 🔥
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!!! Because what do any of those ornaments, have to do with Christmas? 😕
i don’t want to be a hater but i think consumerism is getting to some of you guys
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People are annoying the fuck out of me with their replies to this, talking about “her reaction shows clearly that alcohol was for her” No, the reaction is: who the fuck are you? Why are you asking me questions? and why do you have a camera in my face? That would’ve set me OFF
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake -Napoleon.
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White men wore the hoods, but white WOMEN sewed them!! I’ll never underestimate their hatred. Especially for Black women!!!
yall underestimate just how many white women are racist
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I’m going to start rejecting this label of a low maintenance friend sorry, me not needing constant contact is translating into me not needing effort at all loool
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