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Business litigation attorney. U.Va. college and Pittsburgh pro sports nut, amateur chef, and connoisseur of humor in all its forms. A+ level of irreverence.

Richmond, VA
Joined July 2011
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On a WOWY basis it looks like Chandler Morris might be the best player in UVa history?
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Does the actor Tom Hardy know about Pittsburgh river cop Tom Hardy, aka Bruce Willis in “Striking Distance”?
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Choose your player.
NEW: California startup Satyress unveils a 2 meter tall centaur robot designed to enter disaster zones too dangerous for humans.
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Guaranteed they haven't heard of Captain Caveman.
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Already ready for Belgium Monday #usmnt
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“I’ve decided to make my family the Day 3 pick in my life”
this incident, which is totally above board and not what it looks like, has caused me to recognize that I need to step back from work and focus on my family, but only after Rounds 2-3 of the NFL Draft got it 👍
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What time is curtain for whatever Neil Simon play Joe Montana is stage manager for?
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Someone’s aunties are selling 10,000 extra pierogies next Lent #herewego
A priest just blessed the field with Holy Water
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I have seen some stupid football games in 48 years but that one might take the cake. But it is delicious cake. #herewego
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Masons catching strays when it was the Stonecutters all along
We will robustly defend our decision to require officers and staff to declare if they are Freemasons. Our response to the decision by the Grand Lodge of England to seek an injunction blocking the implementation of the policy is below.
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One of my favorite UVA memories is seeing Elton Brown send a Duke DB into the shadow realm around 2004. This is the most effective UVA rushing attack I’ve seen since then. #gohoos
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<Em C A D> Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’….
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Neutral fans introduced to the Cardiac Cavs experience:
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Replying to @ADavidHaleJoint
Virginia was nearly sold out of Bort license plates but…
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Somehow the Steelers defense managed to screw up a 2-car funeral.
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How to sum up the UVA offense in a picture
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For every client who thought or asked “why did that brief cost so much, don’t you know the law already?”:
Yes. Writing is not a second thing that happens after thinking. The act of writing is an act of thinking. Writing *is* thinking. Students, academics, and anyone else who outsources their writing to LLMs will find their screens full of words and their minds emptied of thought.
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Fact is, mister, you start screwin' up this team, I'll personally hide-strap your ass to a pine rail and send you up the Monon Line!
What is the sexiest non-sex scene you've ever seen?
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Watching Rocky IV like a good American this evening and, notwithstanding Apollo’s performance, “The Count of Monte Fisto” is an unparalleled boxing nickname.
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