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Merch Dude. Video Guy. ⬇️

Orlando, FL
Joined February 2012
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POV: you're next to Ryan Blaney getting punched by Carson Hocevar
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
“nEverclear” is officially out EVERYWHERE now! Link in Bio It’s an incredible feeling to have this finally out for all of you to hear. We want to know what you think! Thank you for listening. 🧡
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
PALISADES ARE BACK I REPEAT PALISADES ARE FUCKING BACK
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Oh, your team added LeBron? Your team added Giannis? Well guess what losers, my team waived Jonathan Isaac and then resigned him for slightly less, so… I’m gonna run into traffic
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
Deni saw Ja throw a grenade into a crowd of innocent people and begged the Blazers to trade for him
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
ORLANDO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MAN
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
THE ORLANDO MAGIC 2027 CHAMPIONSHIP RUN STARTS NOW.
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
every day is a privilege and today is a truly sad reminder of that. this little boy in this picture hated you on sunday’s. but he loved to hate you, and you made it very difficult to hate and not become a fan when your passion for racing showed, when you would show up to his home town to race at his home tracks. he will be forever grateful for that. from a fan, to a hater, to a competitor, to a teammate, and to even maybe a friend. i share that story because this little kid in the picture was not anywhere near the true number that you impacted for the better just through racing. you will be deeply missed. both on the race track, but certainly off. RIP. 🕊️
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser
🚨 ATENÇÃO l Adultos estão chupando chupeta como forma de aliviar o estresse
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First 10/10 of 2026 goes to @moodringrock's upcoming LP, releasing through Sharptone Records this Friday. Unsure how else to describe it other than a release that transcends genres preferences and is just really, really good. For more eloquence, hit link. new-transcendence.com/review…
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3.27 Damn, it’s almost real.
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BREAKING — Luke of House Kornet has issued a raven to all of the great houses of Westeros renouncing “Baelish Brothels Night,” calling it “an insult to maidens across the the realm.” Ser James of House Harden, in response, has demanded one-on-one combat with Kornet
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
New Moodring dropping 3/27 New Moodring in the wings after that Working on new PSYCHO-FRAME Working on new Drowned Under Concrete What’s it take to convince yall that Hunter the goat?
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
Brand new single: “Anywhere But Here” is OUT NOW… Thank you to those who listen or share. This one’s for the OGs and the new all the same. Album drops 3.27
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New song: Tuesday This is for ones who’ve been here since ‘21 Anywhere but Here
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
RT for a chance to win this SIGNED D-Rose jersey 🌹
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
Moodring LP 2: “death fetish” drops worldwide on 3.27
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New single + Album announce + pre-orders. 1.15 We have arrived.
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ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ retweeted
The @Eagles are the first back-to-back NFC East champs in 21 years 🦅 #ForTheCelly @budlight
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