John 🏝️ Robie

Wagons; the car equivalent of a hipster beard.

So fresh. So face. Way to stick it to the patriarchy.

Stetson Bennet just blew that series on the flee flicker. He’s going to try his best to lose to bama twice in the same season.

All aboarrrrrrrrrrd! The Lane train!!!!!!!!! #CottonBowl #OleMiss #Baylor

Sucks to not get calls done it, @OldrowAuburn @WarDamnStool?

Wow…. @finebaum is giving #Legend way too much time. That guy is one annoying cocksucker.

Oh no…Gus Johnson is calling the #bigtenchampionship

Yes No Yes I watch ‘Die Hard’ every Christmas right after Charlie Brown.

Matt Corral is a mouthy little punk like Lane Kiffin.

Kendall Briles continues to call absolute crap on offense.

If Greg McElroy and Joe Tessitore went down on the field, pulled Matt Corral’s pants down and blew him on the 50 yd line they could not suck him off more than they are now.

It's getting warm outside. A @BuschBeer apple would really be refreshing right about now.

Literally no one is rooting for “Fat” Patrick Reed. He is the most unlikeable guy on the PGA Tour.

Olympus has fallen. There will be no getting it back.

LSU didn’t care on that play.

Watching this dude is like opening a door on the International Space Station. *SUUUUUCK*

No offense, but FUCK YOU @jefflongKU

Any. Given. Saturday.

Watching Arkansas twitter talk about Keely Bryant:

I realize coach Morris is not trying to grind them to dust. He just wants to try stuff, get film, and not get anyone hurt, but it sure sucks to watch.