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Jordan

@_Jordski

29, nearly 30.

 NE23
Joined February 2011
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Bought taco shells from @AldiUK on the promise of 4 portions of 3 taco shells. That’s 12 shells expected. Only 11 in the box. Won’t be buying again. I’d advise people to avoid
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Winston Churchill in the White House… Not wearing a suit because he is at war
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The reason the Epstein Files are being kept from the public is that Donald Trump raped little girls.
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Elon Musk is hiding this video of Bill Burr ripping him apart. So don't RT it. Or do if you don't like Elon Musk.
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Jon May has OFFICIALLY drunk 2000 pints in 200 days…. What An Achievement. What An Athlete.
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As Sun columnist Rod Liddle is brought onto Newsnight to talk about Huw Edwards' alleged behaviour towards young people, here's a reminder of what he's written himself on the subject.
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Apparently there are quite a lot of deleted tweets like this. But even if some of the details are wrong and no crime was committed, it’s all in the public interest, says Harry
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paul@_paperbhoy5 Jun 2023
When Brendan Rodgers gets the Celtic job but he's linked with 16th placed Fulham in November
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FULL-TIME: Rangers 0-1 Celtic
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Paul@p____6723 Apr 2023
“What do you thinks going on wae the van, where should it be?” “The zoo?” 😂😂😂 Give this boy a tv show
Paul (@p____67) profile picturePaul@p____6713 Mar 2023
Greetin at this 😂😂😂 “Imagine pullin in there, stupit boot” 😂
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Put your hands up for Detroit
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overwhelmed from last night, thankyou so much for you’re kind words.. 🖤
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Paper wrapper Warburtons or you’re a nonce
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RIP Doddie Weir 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The world of rugby has lost one of its most colourful characters.
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Brilliant life advice
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Full Time Result from Welfare Park, and there she is, the first W of the season - and it tastes good! 🍻🔴⚫️ Huge thanks to Yarm who gave us a tough game today. We’re looking forward to the return fixture #UpTheHill #NotthumnerlandRugby #NorthEastRugby
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Yesterday there was a ridiculous amount of beeping going on our road, it was so constant I actually downed tools and went out to see what was going but when I got outside there was no one there. Last night this video got sent to our road group chat of the culprit
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The Uk has seen 3 prime ministers since the last time I’ve had a shag I’m devastated
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