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Bazinga
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its crazy how some people poop daily and still can’t get shit done
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the wisest men in the world's first words were "goo goo ga ga"
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Replying to @FF_XIV_EN
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Life hack: If you sleep inside a lucid dream, you get 2x the sleep! if i slept inside a lucid dream inside a lucid dream inside a lucid dream for 2 hours, i'd have slept a total of 8!!!!!
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bapflurry so good it makes my eyes blurry
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Replying to @boredmanbelike
so true bestie 🤌
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how come everyone wants a cup of joe? who is joe?
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Replying to @Aruareo
yeah but its not anime, its just me in real life :)
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penguins cant fly bc club penguin forgot to code it in
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i can no longer live without coffee.. i tried to go a full day today without coffee and i was dead by the first hour 🙃 halp
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Replying to @dastryyy
galapagos galapagos
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if you have a fake penis, is that a phallacy?
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