Efficient, not flashy. Co-owner of the Atlanta @Braves. Bdubs enthusiast.

Raleigh, NC
Joined May 2009
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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That Gunna do it every time 🫡
Michael Harris II was singing along to his own walk-up song moments before hitting a Postseason tank 😌
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Kindness is real. – at Fuquay-Varina, NC
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Sydney Sweeney uses her tits to promote sports and everybody loses their mind, but nobody says a word when Bill Belichick does it
With a 2-0 start for @UNCFootball paving the way for the ACC opener this coming Saturday, @JonesAngell and Head Coach Bill Belichick recap the ETSU win, talk about things that Coach is pleased with, and preview the matchup with Clemson 🏈 #GoHeels x @Bojangles
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EAT SHIT PHILLIES
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Someone watched the last season of The Boys and was inspired. – at Fuquay-Varina, NC
there are no words for how over the top Tim Scott's Trumpapalooza performance is. it's an SNL cold open
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Never forget that RFK Jr. testified in his divorce proceedings that he couldn’t afford alimony because he was so brain damaged he couldn’t hold a job. Anyway, now he’s the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
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Yeah but @gamestop is offering me $8 in cash or $10 in credit. – at Fuquay-Varina, NC
WANTED: THE ONE OF ONE. The Cooper Flagg Rookie Debut Patch Autograph Card is officially out there. If you have it, we want it. Claim the bounty. Good luck! #MFFL
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The only thing that sucks more than the Nationals is their fans
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The only thing capable of uniting the country is Mike Lombardi
While an HR investigation plays out at UNC surrounding Bill Belichick’s right hand man, here’s what we do know about GM Mike Lombardi’s time in Chapel Hill: Arrogance plus incompetence is a lethal combination. Free story link: nytimes.com/athletic/7475053…
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Phillies fans owning Lakers jerseys is so on brand. – at Fuquay-Varina, NC
Something big happen in Philly today?
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Just wait until Dana White gets Brady and McGregor together at an old folks home for a scrap over the last pudding cup. Then the dumber Paul brother (your choice) shows up and wants to fight them for it. #UFC – at Fuquay-Varina, NC
Maybe I’m just getting old, but seeing Tom Brady involved in obviously manufactured viral moments with Logan Paul feels so far removed from the guy who used to obsess over football.
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“Zack Hample is a genius, actually” is proof that literally every single possible opinion, no matter how obviously stupid, is held by someone, somewhere
This guy is one one of the great misunderstood geniuses of our generation
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This had half of the stadium in tears. So well done. – at Philadelphia, PA
MLB JUST STARTED A TRADITION. THIS DAMN NEAR MADE ME CRY
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wondering why everybody has to make sure that the rest of the world knows about their negative opinions on taylor swift on her wedding day. like she wont see it but the rest of the people you know will & they’ll see that you’re THAT mad about a strangers wedding! embarrassing
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– at Fuquay-Varina, NC
CROATIA THOUGHT THEY HAD A GOAL BUT IT WAS CALLED OFFSIDES
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Missing England fan accidentally found in pub 'blissfully unaware' of two-week global search dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-…
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Chris Allen retweeted
Katie Miller has a master's degree and a career. It appears that she has consistently worked since she was 20. She can open a bank account, own property, and have a credit card in her name. She has access to no-fault divorce and would be entitled to child support for her baby if she and Stephen Miller divorce. She has laws protecting her against physical abuse and rape by her spouse. She had access to birth control and abortion, meaning that having a baby was a choice. She is very much not living the life that the "propaganda. . . convinced" women was oppressive. She is living the life that feminism made possible. Of course, she knows this. She's just a liar.
Imagine how much propaganda it took to convince women that this is oppressive.
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The all-new @MoneyyyMikeee custom @FranklinSports batting gloves are HERE! 👀 REPOST for a chance to win a pair of your own! Rules: atmlb.com/34ePZnW | NoPurNec, US/18+, Ends 6/24
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Carter Hart says “no means no” chants are “just noise”. He probably said the same thing when EM was crying and trying to leave the hotel room. Just noise to this entitled piece of shit.
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