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I’ve never understood windmills. I’m not a massive fan.

Joined September 2015
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Merry Christmas punters Watching this race is the gift we all deserve Even if you did back Snappy each-way.
🤣 The greatest Mascot Gold Cup ever run 🤣 Christmas chaos, confusion and calamity. You'll have to watch Wetherby's 60-plus runner contest more than once to notice all the hopes and dreams evaporate. 🎅 #HappyChristmas
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🚨 ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴇᴛɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ! We’ve 𝟰 sets of signed @McLarenF1 teamwear to give away. Each set includes: ✅ 1 Official Team Cap* ✅ 1 Official Team Polo Shirt* *Signed by Daniel and Lando ✍️ To enter, simply like and RT this post. Good luck! #ExperienceF1 #McLaren
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THREAD: Australian cricket has some truly elite middle names 👇
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Perry Driver retweeted
It's #WorldEmojiDay - have a crack! 😃
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Footy greats invest in hi-tech mouthguards to monitor concussion. $HIQ @heraldsunmick @heraldsunsport @theheraldsun #ASX #asxnews #concussion #healthcaretechnology #invest #sportstechnology #concussionmanagement Link to full article: bit.ly/3xRttBb
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.@LilNasX HAS GONE TO FAR
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Happy birthday William Shatner! Here he is with the greatest cover of all time. teapawt.org/tillwhensday/status/13…
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I am literally crying laughing.
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when dads see camo
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HOW TO DRAW A PYRAMID A zig. Now one zag. Gaze now on Giza! #palindrome
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Perry Driver retweeted
I have no idea why someone would even want to rework the entire Melbourne rail network as anagrams but I am so glad they did. 100% crazy genius. #Melbourne
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"Wavescape" -- A Shakespearean sonnet in iambic dimeter, which slices down its centre, forming two monometer sonnets (one Petrarchan, one Shakespearean):
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Has anyone acknowledged what happened this morning @triplej ? It's now obvious that like a version is not played live.
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Perry Driver retweeted
My girlfriend and I often try to guess the plot/message of each #BlackMirror episode before it is revealed. We are barely ever right, but we are rarely as wrong as we were about #StrikingVipers!
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in lieu of Louis C.K.'s Asian math & dick jokes, here's my comrade @ronnychieng with a brilliant response to asian stereotypes
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Well said @rickygervais Dying people deserve the choice to control the timing and manner of their death.
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SHARE. AND. SHARE. ALIKE. W e want to make sure as many of you as possible have the opportunity to try our wares. #wegetaround Stay tuned to our socials or join our newsletter to make sure you have the inside running on upcoming opportunities to taste. ( #📷 @stirlingcandp )
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Tell us the longest price winner from the selected races on Saturday. Flemington - Races 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8. Follow @bet365_aus and reply with ONE horse using #Roughie365. $200 up for grabs. T&Cs > bit.ly/Roughie365.
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We have $50 up for grabs! Simply pick the longest price winner from Randwick races 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Follow @bet365_aus and reply with ONE horse using #Roughie365. T&Cs > bit.ly/Roughie365.
Tell us the longest price winner from these selected races on Saturday. Randwick - Races 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Follow @bet365_aus and reply with ONE horse using #Roughie365. $50 up for grabs. T&Cs > bit.ly/Roughie365.
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