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#CowboysNation #SFB12. #FF Enthusiast. Fluent in English/Spanish/GIFs. #StatGuy but with needed context.

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Dak when Sarah’s water breaks: “HERE WE GOOOOO”
Defy (@defytalkcowboys) profile pictureDefy
@defytalkcowboys25 Nov 2023
Holy shit Dak is a dad
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No team has scored more 2nd half points than the Dallas Cowboys. Only 2 teams have allowed more 2nd half points than the Dallas Cowboys, and they are 1 point away from ranking 31st.
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
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Jerry Jones says that paying a coach top dollar doesn't correlate with winning. The top 5 coaches in the NFL in annual salary are a combined 25-11-1 this season, and have a combined six Super Bowl victories. Andy Reid ($20 million) - 5-2 and 3 Super Bowls John Harbaugh ($20 million) - 4-2-1 and 1 Super Bowl Sean Payton ($20 million) - 6-2 and 1 Super Bowl Sean McVay ($19 million) - 4-4 and 1 Super Bowl Kyle Shanahan ($19 million) - 6-1 (Pay data via Sportico)
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Ed Werder
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Jerry Jones watches Ben Johnson’s team go to Seattle and dominate the defending Super Bowl champions and that somehow confirms his philosophy owners don’t have to pay big money to football coaches. Fascinating
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Law Nation Media
@LawsNationNov 3
#Cowboys Hunter Luepke $7M Dollars... 8 touches 27 yards 0 touchdowns
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And what kind of coach chooses packages that don’t include his best players with the game on the line?
Tommy Yarrish (@tommy_yarrish) profile pictureTommy Yarrish
@tommy_yarrishNov 2
Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer when asked why CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens weren't on the field at times late vs. the Cardinals: "There's certain personnel packages that they don't play in, and there's a reason for that. One of those was the touchdown to [Ryan Flournoy] early. Those guys are involved in a lot of different things, and that's why."
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“My dead mom can coach this team (Dallas Cowboys) better.” -Michael Irvin 💀💀💀💀
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Play it safe. Lose it safe.
Fire Schottenheimer (@YellowSnwman) profile pictureFire Schottenheimer@YellowSnwmanNov 2
34 yards on the final 27 plays the offense had. GOTI my ass. “But they scored 30 bruh” You know your defense sucks. No lead is safe with them. That conservative mindset is why they lost.
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“3rd down here. I mean, you gotta have this or punt the ball.” Cris Collinsworth gets paid for that type of expert analysis
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Disgusting
Bobby Belt (@BobbyBeltTX) profile pictureBobby Belt
@BobbyBeltTXNov 1
Dallas gained 34 yards of offense on its final 27 plays from scrimmage. The Cardinals picked up 267 yards on its final 31 plays in that same time frame.
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I will be referring to Brian Schottenheimer strictly by his initials (BS) from this point forward because that’s what his coaching has been as of late
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Even the best coaches deal with couch coaches like us questioning an in-game decision or two on here. But we do that for Schottenheimer several times a game on a weekly basis. The defense has been the weakest link in the Cowboys equation this season, but the head coach is well on his way to take that top spot. He’s been so bad.
✭STX Mario✭ (@_STXMario) profile picture✭STX Mario✭
@_STXMarioNov 1
I’m sick and tired of Schottenheimer’s chicken shit play calling. Throw the ball down the field with no time left and give Pickens a chance to draw a PI and set you up in FG range. Arizona has all the momentum. Why just take a knee and let it go to OT?
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I’m sick and tired of Schottenheimer’s chicken shit play calling. Throw the ball down the field with no time left and give Pickens a chance to draw a PI and set you up in FG range. Arizona has all the momentum. Why just take a knee and let it go to OT?
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Immediately followed by the worst half of the season
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@_STXMarioNov 1
That was the best half of football the Cowboys defense has played all season. 3 points allowed. 2 takeaways and a 4th down goal line stand. Maybe they’re turning a corner after all
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That was the best half of football the Cowboys defense has played all season. 3 points allowed. 2 takeaways and a 4th down goal line stand. Maybe they’re turning a corner after all
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James Houston sack. No idea why he hasn’t played this season to boost this anemic pass rush
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trey wingo
@wingozOct 27
Mingo tackled by Ringo… approved by Wingo
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4th & 1, 10 point lead, RB1 averaging 7.3 YPC, ALL the momentum. Intentional delay of game and punt. More elite coaching from Schotty
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Let’s not overlook how Tyler Smith, Cooper Beebe, and Tyler Booker have completely neutralized one of the most dominant DT duos in the league, Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis. 5 tackles, 0 TFL, 0 QB hits COMBINED
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Elite coaches don’t play it safe
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