So Many People Look Like Apes These Days...Hunched Over, Starring At Their Phones, Looking At The Ground. But Fuck That!!! Stand Up Tall, Hold Your Head Up, Make Eye Contact. Smile. I Guarantee You Good Things Will Pop Off. #Shit101

How To Change Your Life: Rule #1 Stay Away From Anything That Is Toxic #Shit101

Wanna Feel Old? Vanilla Ice Is 51.

Pizza Scented Candles Please.

Forgiveness Requires A Lot Of Courage. #Shit101

Don't Forget To Be Awesome Kids. #Shit101

How Did A Generation Raised On South Park And Family Guy Become So Offended By Everything?

Life Will Wreck Your Plans When It Sees That Your Plans Are About To Wreck You. #Shit101

Hackers Need To Step The Fuck Up And Delete Everyone’s Loans And Mortgages. #Shit101

It's So Easy To Get Stuck In A Mindset That Doesn't Serve You. Keep That Shit In Check. Send It To Time Out And Go Do Something To Celebrate Where You Want To Be In Life. #Shit101

My Dog Acts Like His Entire Family Was Taken Out By A Vacuum Cleaner.

Spoiler Alert: Eventually You Will Pay A Price For The Way You Treated People. #Shit101

I Don’t Battle My Inner Demons Anymore. We’ve Teamed Up. 😈😝💅 #Shit101

Loyalty. #Shit101

Sending Love To Everyone Who's Trying Their Best To Heal From Things That They Don't Discuss. #Shit101

Cheers to that!

I Don’t Know. Maybe Try Fucking All The Way Off.

Learning To Say Goodbye To Old Friendships You’d Thought You’d Have Forever Is Super F*cking Hard. But Sometimes Super F*cking Necessary. #Sh*t101

Shut Your Mind Off And Let Your Heart Breathe. #Shit101

Don’t Believe Everything You Hear When Listening To Yourself. #Shit101