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Charlotte, NC
Joined March 2009
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If you live in Miami and own a Miami Heat jersey, please show up to practice tomorrow.
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Miami losing to the hornets bro no fucking way
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Miami women cuss so good
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We had someone get arrested by the FBI. We had someone nearly OD on gummies on the team plane. We lost prime LeBron James. We gave the keys to Hassan Whiteside. We struck out on every star for 10 years. We lost 2 finals. We had a franchise legend quit on us. And STILL we rise
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One of my homegirls cut me off when she got into a relationship. And as much as I got pissed, I gained some respect for her because I actually do genuinely want to sleep with her.
If I enter a relationship, and my partner is not cool with me having male friends, I will cut them off because they really do want to sleep with me🙂
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Turbo tax fraud
You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??
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what night they be out there
Them hoes be at CRU Miami Gardens shoes off shaking straight ass
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Koolz please ok .. this lady funny af
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Bam IDontBuyHoes retweeted
You tell a woman congrats on getting married she gone say “you ain’t want me”
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I fw shit like this i aint gonn listen but I’ma like u more
First link telling him what he not allowed to do anymore
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Bam IDontBuyHoes retweeted
Why would I need to rent a movie on Prime if I ALREADY PAY FOR PRIME #prime
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Everybody who moved to Florida 2020 or later from another state and is complaining can honestly go the fuck back to their states fr
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A Milli Lollipop Let the Beat Build Comfortable Mr. Carter Ms. Officer Get Money Tie My Hands La La (I’m a Brisco Stan) Got leaked and still sold a mil first week. 100% a classic album.
Tha Carter III ISN’T a classic album.
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I’m hoping the miami hurricanes feel the same cock the Florida gators are getting right now.
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Miami is not the same Miami i grew up in & i hate that.
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Another year for me. Wish me a Happy Bday! God bless.
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Boy had the Why I Oughta mixed wit the What In Tarnation 😤
Brazilian police seized a homemade weapon known as the ‘trinta e doze’ A revolver shotgun built for .38 and 12 gauge rounds, the makeshift gun is assembled by clandestine gunsmiths and can be extremely unstable because of its construction & recoil [H/T: imjustculture]
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viram o nicolas cage em preto e branco e acharam que ele era negro 😭😭😭
Cancelled Marvel Projects 💔
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I'm so curious to know why people think Kangaroo meat is more accessible than Oxtail?
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