Allegedly functional since roughly halfway between episodes 8 & 9 of series 3 of Round The Horne. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner.

Ye olde kyningdome of Kent
Joined May 2010
Due to an embarrassing clerical error, I appear to have left my body to domestic science.
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Beautiful Scottish sporting weather this weekend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 instagram.com/reel/De7TSvyuQ…
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Join my oven clock support group today at 2pm (3pm)
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Rams WR Puka Nacua officially is active today vs. the Raiders.
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Burrow to Higgins and the momentum swing is complete
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She wins the weekend
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There you go, Cincy! Great throw and toe-tap.
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Vega Ioane (knee) has been ruled out for the game.
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Huntley and the Baltimore offence have dominated this first half and should have more than 13-0 on the board.
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UK Weather Update: FUCKING WINDY
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Lincoln Kennedy, the accidental football player. The full interview is available on YouTube. Go check it out! #raiders #raidernation
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Live on my TV this time - Bengals vs Ravens #NFL 🇬🇧 @Channel5
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Rams are optimistic that WR Puka Nacua, who is questionable for Sunday’s game due to a calf injury, will play vs. the Raiders. Nacua was feeling better Saturday and, as one source said, “as long as there aren’t any setbacks, we feel good about him being available to play.”
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Raiders RB Mike Washington Jr. (foot/back) is considered a game-time decision today vs Rams, per sources. Some optimism exists but Raiders needs to see how he feels today.
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What a roast! ❤️
Carrie Fisher was paid $850 a week to play Princess Leia. George Lucas owned her face. She was 19. She signed the contract, and with it the rights to her likeness. Then came the dolls. The action figures. The shampoo bottles. The Pez dispensers. Star Wars merchandise went on to make billions, and none of it was hers. Lucas later gave her a quarter of a percent of his own profits. By 1980, it was worth about $320,000. Alec Guinness got 2.25% of the profits on the same film. 28 years later, at Lucas’s lifetime achievement tribute, she stood at the podium and settled the score in front of all of Hollywood. She put it on the record: “You have owned my likeness all these years, so that every time I look in the mirror, I have to send you a check for a couple of bucks.” The room laughed. Lucas laughed. The case for Lucas: he took the risk, Fox laughed at him, and nobody knew it would be Star Wars. The case for Fisher: she was the face on the box, and the box made billions. Here’s the lesson: if you don’t own your name, someone else will sell it. In the video, she roasts him for four minutes. Watch her, then decide. Was she joking, or finally saying it out loud?
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Let’s gooooooo!!!! #RaiderNation Some help on the edge (activate please 🙏🏼) And a run stuffer facing his former team 🙌🏼
We have elevated DT Tim Keenan and DE Cian Slone from the practice squad.
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