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Joined January 2020
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they had to shut the USSR down because its soldiers were getting too big
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fucked up and accidentally made shoe gone
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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I’ve found the only guy who doesn’t know that Mario 2 comes from doki doki panic now we can keep telling people for 10 more years
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this may be the best photo i've ever seen
Sir, this is a national park, not a portal to the underworld. Photo of a bobcat pretending to be a tree demon at Joshua Tree National Park.
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a meteor just hit the school at my sims 3 save file and now the entire population of child and teen sims in the neighborhood has been decimated
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parece donde fue el funeral del papa de fiona en shrek 2
EXCLUSIVE: Jaw-dropping new photos reveal most detailed look yet at Taylor Swift's wedding trib.al/kc6Q3QE
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The Weeknd trying to hype up an Amazon Prime concert and live accidentally live tweeting Russia invading Ukraine almost down to the minute
What’s the favorite celebrity moment/tweet you’ve ever seen?
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this is the saddest thing i've ever laughed at he's so disappointed but his comedic timing is incredible
Kawawa naman yung baby ko 😭 Hindi ko pala narefill yung automatic feeder niya nung time na to. Huhuhuh isang piraso lang nakain niya diyan. Sorry bebe 😪
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Sorry for picking on you, Columbo famously never had a gun or used a gun and hated guns
hello everyone, its me, transbian columbo
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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fourth google images result for "cambrian explosion" has no right to go this hard
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kowalski do mnie dzwoni
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how it feels talking to anyone about literally anything
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imagine being one of the last 4 elephants alive and any human within a mile of you just gets struck down by god
Replying to @dyingscribe
Arasaka has orbital lasers just to obliterate poachers in Cyberpunk 2077
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Major reason I can’t stand most prequel critics because they treat George like a bumbling retard because the characters “talk weird” when most filmmakers could never do this kind of visual callbacks and circular storytelling with imagery across multiple films
Send me your favorite Star Wars / Anakin edits; this is mine
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I'll never get why the UK thinks minimum wages should depend on age.
🚨 NEW: John Healey will increase the minimum wage for over 21s from £12.71 to around £13.20
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I know that we had a dry summer, but to run out of water in ENGLAND, especially now it's been raining almost constantly for about 3 weeks, takes a special sort of organisational genius. It's like Egypt running out of sand
Exc: Ministers have been secretly warned that some English reservoirs are at risk of running dry, hitting water supplies to homes in the run-up to Christmas. The government’s emergency committee, known as Cobra, is meeting up to twice a week to discuss the situation in the southwest of England and Sussex. A secret “reasonable worst-case scenario” was drawn up, anticipating that several reservoirs’ water stocks could fall to 0 per cent — dubbed “day zero” — within weeks. Officials warned that without action, supplies to some homes could be affected, along with disruption to the construction of a nuclear power station and operations at a prison. Steps have been taken by ministers and water companies to try to mitigate the risks, which insiders stressed were already starting to push back the “day zero” dates. Experts on the government’s Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (Sage) have also been brought in to help review water companies’ modelling for protecting stocks for the weeks ahead. Heatwaves over the summer left half of England in drought. Sussex and the southwest were the most severely affected. Wimbleball reservoir, which supplies more than 400,000 people in Somerset, has 13 per cent of its capacity, while Ardingly, which serves 280,000 customers across West Sussex, is at 17 per cent, figures from yesterday show. Reasonable worst-case scenario plans were drawn up by the government, setting out a “day zero” envisaging Wimbleball and Ardingly reservoirs’ stocks being completely depleted by December. Subsequently, the government privately said it was told by South West Water that it did not anticipate Wimbleball running dry due to measures it had put in place. South East Water is also taking action that has shifted Whitehall “day zero” forecasts at Ardingly into next year. Even if the reservoirs did run completely dry, water companies would probably be able to transfer supplies from elsewhere. However, significant concerns remain in government about water disruption to properties supplied by Devon’s Venford reservoir in early November. “Day zero” risk monitoring has also started for Cornwall’s Stithians and Drift reservoirs. Water companies were asked to model the impact of water-saving measures, which have been scrutinised by members of Sage. Ministers were told that shortages could affect daily operations at HMP Exeter and the construction of Hinkley Point C, a nuclear power station being built in Somerset. Normal levels of rainfall over autumn and winter will not be enough to counteract the effects of the drought, which was extended to cover Yorkshire this month. Officials have calculated there will need to be 120 per cent of long-term average rainfall over the next six months for a nationwide recovery.
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In my life time the BBC has gone from being a reasonably balanced (with caveats) factually oriented organisation to sub Daily Mail columnist fodder.
Justin Webb said, if I heard correctly, that people on PIP get £1700 a week. But £1,700 a week would be nearly 9 times the actual maximum and is not possible under the rules. #r4today
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