@_StaticFlow_

I build security tools and sometimes do some hacking. Always compress then encrypt ;)

github.com/Static-Flow
Joined September 2009
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Allie ✞
@allie__voss6 Aug 2025
If anyone is writing wedding thank yous or any other type of thank yous, no advice will ever beat Lemony Snicket's:
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Simon Willison
@simonw4 Jul 2025
The is diabolical... a Python object that hallucinates method implementations on demand any time you call them, using my LLM Python library github.com/awwaiid/gremllm
from gremllm import Gremllm # Be sure to tell your gremllm what sort of thing it is counter = Gremllm('counter') counter.value = 5 counter.increment() print(counter.value) # 6? print(counter.to_roman_numerals()) # VI?

ALT from gremllm import Gremllm # Be sure to tell your gremllm what sort of thing it is counter = Gremllm('counter') counter.value = 5 counter.increment() print(counter.value) # 6? print(counter.to_roman_numerals()) # VI?

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Happy Friday!
Pretend HTTP return codes that use the F word a lot

ALT Pretend HTTP return codes that use the F word a lot

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Oh wow, a popular GitHub Action (tj-actions/changed-files) was fully compromised. Someone committed a base64-encoded payload that runs a script that in turn prints out encoded secrets… Stay safe out there!
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Mikita 🍔
@mikitaposts2 Mar 2025
It’s literally not possible for the American colonists to defeat Britain. George Washington is a warmonger. How many more Americans have to die in this pointless war? It’s time for peace.
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OK my $1000 bounty on this is starting to pay off. @icanc4 has been working it at Waterloo and connected w a Russian hacker who has tons of not-published-in-English info. There's a kill-switch in FaceID modules which we thought was antitampering, but it's actually laser safety!
Nick Parker
@NickParkerPrint24 Nov 2024
Replying to @jwt0625
If you want an older generation it’s like $5. These are 40k dot projectors and like a 14MP camera in visible, idk the IR resolution. I talked to an Apple engineer who said “don’t even try” to reverse engineer but idk, seems like a worthy project for the right hacker
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hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost and I've decided to initiate legal action against Universal Music Group (UMG) and Spotify.
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Daily Stoic
@dailystoic23 Nov 2024
“If a person gave away your body to some passerby you’d be furious. Yet you hand over your mind to anyone who comes along, so they may abuse you, leaving it disturbed and troubled. Have you no shame in that.” —Epictetus
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Unfortunately, Matt Gaetz is unable to accept a recess appointment because he has plans during most recess periods.
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Alex Byers
@byersalex13 Nov 2024
“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?” “Actually there will be two people in charge”
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James Tate
@JamesTate12110 Nov 2024
This statue just appeared at a park in Philadelphia
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JΛKΣ@USMCLiberal9 Nov 2024
This needs to be seen by every American. Download it, before it’s removed.
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praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore
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Robert Stern@RobertCStern16 Oct 2024
If you are turned away at the polls because your name is not on the register, don't walk away. Say this: I REQUEST A PROVISIONAL BALLOT AS REQUIRED BY LAW. Don't let them steal your vote.
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When 4chan nails it, boy do they nail it. 👏🏼 😂
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Strahan Cadell@Sartor183631 Jul 2024
Mark: Hey friend, I don’t know what to do about this problem at work. friend device: THAT IS TERRIBLE DOESN’T DAIRYFRESH BRAND ICE CREAM USUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER: M: sure but I shouldn’t and that’s not f: IT IS 25% OFF FOR THE NEXT HOUR AT THIS STORE WE ARE WALKING PAST
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there’s an ad playing during the olympics where a little girl wants to use ai to write a letter to her favorite athlete and…….. does that not take 99% of the ethos and feeling out of one of the most heartfelt concepts known to man? jfc
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This was a fun piece of data to stumble across. The press started asking massively stupider questions during the Trump admin and now they just ask really fucking dumb questions even though they're getting smarter answers than every Republican president in the last 40 years
The okayest poster there is@ok_post_guy2 Jul 2024
What president has ever held a 2 hour press conference? This is a genuinely insane thing to demand as ransom for getting better coverage
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