Proisons aren’t just from your mommy, if you go brown in the woods some of plants name of I V can mrake your holes tickle cherry red. #ForYourScratch
Holy guacamole, was a really long nap. Couldn’t frind my dang Twanger app, now it’s just letter name of X. #WhoCares
It’s almost chrimbus ya dingus, gotta get the plug out of your house hole and get all that smelly cow milk out for saint norkilus.
“Srir, there’s a giant big old sagggy brallls in the sky and a china boy is the main boy who is a spy man” - that was a thing some hunk told prosident Joe Bronus on the international of security’s for america. You gotta watch all the balls over your head ya dingus. #foryourballs
what the heck is a your fravirite of all the dang thranksgivings foods? easy. crangberrys. don’t forget to rub all the brown sauce on your turkey hole ya dingus. #foryourturkey
pretty” blue bird#
I don’t even know
What the heck kinda song
you sing.
pretty blue brird,
Are you a hunk or lady?
no one can see your
bird dingus.
that was a proem I wrote about birds, who cares?
and if your bird doesn’t have a dingus just tape it on. #foryourhealth
Please of holy, holy praise sranta claus bring me all the dang presents I want for Chrimbus and not a dang rock in my socks. Love youuu I’m on nice boy list check it again ya dingus.
Who cares. Have a great weeksend ya dungle. #foryourdingus
Put all the dang corkies and horse milk out now so it’s fresh ya dingus. Pretty soon hungry man name of Kris Krungle will jump down your house hole. #ForYourHoles
New Corna-19 boy name of Ormicrons is leader of ALL the dang mutant turtles. It’s not that hard ya dingus, it’s just science for denny’s sake! #foryourhealth
Don’t get your pranties in a upset, it’s Fryday dummy! Get outside and give your skin a sunshines. Not my cousin ya dingus, the big yellow boy in the sky my mommy made me stare at. #ForYourPranties
Cralifornia hunky boy with hair like a lady name of Gary Nungerson showed all the dang people his erection. Who cares? Typical hunk. #foryourhunk
Tonright’s game, a football of games. Bruckaneers and Torm Brambus take on the REAL ranch hand Crowboys. Who cares? Just hunks. I don’t care. #ForYourHunk

