JHO 👼🏼. Cowboys enthusiast, Dak Prescott advocate.

Joined July 2011
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Here yall go🫤… I’ve never even been to DOC house 😂
Tyrese Maxey went to Doc Rivers’ house out of frustration over James Harden’s lack of effort in the playoffs 😳 per @stephenasmith via @FirstTake
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Tyrese Maxey has never been to Doc Rivers' house: x.com/TyreseMaxey/st…
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COMEBACK SZN IN SOUTH PHILLY. 😤 @Bloom_Energy
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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When that shit panned to Marcus Freeman 😂😂😂
When AI is used properly lmfaooooooo
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#Cowboys ownership wanted to save on the head coach position salary & Brian Schottenheimer's coordinators compared to the avg pay in the league for their roles... Blue Ribbon experience is valuable over the ebbs and flow of a long season, & top-tier talent costs what it costs...
Believe it or not, this roster is good enough. Is it elite? No. Is it great? No. But it should be good enough, and it's nowhere close to even average. The Cowboys are on a train to nowhere, and the blame falls on the coaches leading it.
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Can’t wait to hear Brian Schottenheimer say post game that he needs to call better plays. Only the third time this season!
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2nd and 1. Take a shot. Instead, -2 yard run.
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The college football regular season was the best because it was the only sport where every game mattered. Now you could theoretically have games at the end of the year where teams are better off resting their starters for the Playoff. 24 teams just absolutely sucks.
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Six bad drops for Dallas, five on offense, one on defense. Changed the game.
.@Buccaneers @dallascowboys Cowboys couldn't catch a cold last night...It cost them a lot of points. #BaldyBreakdowns
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Ben Johnson. Liam Coen. Both available when the #Cowboys had a HC opening. Jerry Jones is the absolute worst owner/GM in sports
The Cowboys have been over .500 once under Brian Schottenheimer.
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At some point, players need to lose their jobs. The same players keep making the same mistakes.
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It’s time to cut Jake Ferguson
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This Dallas defense thru 4 games is actually worse than a year ago. I didn’t think that was possible
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0 incompletions. Getting walked down by a UDFA.
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iconic.
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Cowboys fans are probably the first group of people in sports history to want to see their team win an nfl game like 13-10 or 10-7
Offensive vs. Defensive efficiency Through week 4 (so far)
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the kind of Sunday where even if your team won you're just staring silently out the window for a little bit
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Eagles fans are so funny because they’ll tweet this and then you look it up and Jalen Hurts had 90 passing yards
Bad day for the “Hurts is carried by Saquon, AJ, and Devonta” crowd
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RAYNE DAKOTA PRESCOTT CEDARIAN 'I'LL TAKE YOUR LUNCH' LAMB TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNNNN #COWBOYS RETAKE THE LEADDDDD
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