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46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://teapawt.org/t.co/wYY28Cnjl4 Text me: (302) 404-0880

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They should invent a computer not omega prone to hardware failure
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The deep respect the world has for Dolly Parton is evident in the way I was able to go the entire day without seeing her face split with Xxxtentacion's
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You ever just… see a woman so beautiful it takes the words out your mouth
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I’ve been sleeping on Kit porn, this shit is nirvana
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ChipChap retweeted
“are you ready for your trip hop lessons?” portishead gulped massive attack nodded dj shadow cried tricky shuddered unkle gasped esthero blinked nervously “yes, gustavo cerati” they said in unison
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This is how AI animates family guy clips
I think about this one so often
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ChipChap retweeted
Soy el campeón de Sfactor X3, con la losers run histórica después de perder vs Gluto antes del top 8. Por un momento me frustré demasiado contra lima pero no quería nada más que ganar este evento. Estoy muy feliz. Muchas gracias a todos los que siempre han creído aún en las malas. Los amo amigos ❤️ I cant fucking believe it. I won Sfactor X3!!! after so many years of trying i finally did it again. Im so fucking happy! Thank you for always believing
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MKLeo my children are yours
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Goated update, now I won’t have to deal with those pesky disks getting scratched!! 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻👶🏿
Important updates: News on physical discs for new games - play.st/4v86Wg3 News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - play.st/4vEN9FX
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Sony is pushing a digital monopoly: ending physical discs and closing PS3/Vita stores turns purchases into revocable licenses under Sony’s control. The EU penalized Apple for comparable DMA abuses; PlayStation is eroding ownership and consumer choice the same way. ec.europa.eu/commission/pre…
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i refuse to fall for the propaganda that any of these albums are even somewhat good
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 👶🏿
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May god bless me so I never have to see another Pinkie Pie profile picture on my timeline EVER AGAIN!
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#NewProfilePic First change in over 3 years
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She’s just stole my old pfps pose 🙄
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Saw a lot of Melee vs Ultimate beef (lol) on my feed recently. I think i'm one of the most "qualified" players to speak on the topic, having won large tournaments in Melee, Project M/+, and Ultimate. Gonna try to give genuine insight, so hear me out before getting defensive. Ultimate is a pretty fun game casually. But it's one of the least competitive games i've seen be played competitively. That's not to say you can't get good at the game — it's just that getting good at Ultimate often rewards some sort of degen jank or not interacting, whereas getting good at Melee often rewards difficult execution. From the perspective of someone who has been around the Smash scene for a long time and has been very good at many smash titles, it begins to look silly: In Smash Ultimate, the devs removed every advanced technique they could possibly THINK of (bar b-reversing and RAR?). It's a laundry list. There are even mechanics that were newly removed in Ultimate that had been in the series since Smash64 (shield dropping, pivoting, running through opponents). Not only does the game lack competitive mechanics, it actually has anti-competitive mechanics. The input lag is abysmal. There is noticeably more input lag than in Sm4sh, and the game has double the input lag of Melee AT BEST. Using a gamecube controller is the most common way of playing Ult, yet not even the least laggy! I can understand enjoying buffer systems in fighting games, but Ultimate's buffer system is so bad that it's comical. Most people practice Melee on rollback netcode, whereas Ultimate online — yeah... I realize that a lot of Ultimate players are actually new to Smash/FGC. If you became decent at a different game and came back, you would realize how silly Ult is competitively. EVEN MELEE IS A MICKEY MOUSE GAME HALF THE TIME. Brawl players: "It's the new game, i'm done with Melee." Sm4sh players: "This is the best game in the series by far." Ultimate players: "How were we EVER playing tr4sh?? Can't wait for the new Smash btw." Can you see how exhausting it might seem to hear Ultimate enthusiasts talk about it being the best competitive game?🐏🐑 People will make fun of Melee for lacking character diversity (which is less true now than ever), but it's way less common for people to have legit examples of bad gameplay in Melee. The next up and coming Ult player will be another 13-year-old "prodigy" who mains Minecraft Steve anyway. Melee is one of the most technical fighting games with a dedicated fanbase and a captivating history. Competitive platform fighting games at the scale in which know them today would not exist without SSBM. If Melee is fun to you, play it. If Ultimate is fun to you, play it. But let's not lie to ourselves lol.
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There’s this ad I keep seeing on YouTube mobile and it oddly resembles someone, but I quite can’t put my neck on who it is🤔
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I am your Genesis X3 champion! Came into this tournament confident, and I’m proud to say my execution showed all the work I’ve been putting in behind the scenes. Thank you everyone for the support Onto the next tournament, ggs 🦔🙏
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When the quote tweets on a spicy post aren’t loading 🥶
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Retweet heavy accounts aren’t human LOL, just regurgitating the garbage on their tl pushed by ZOG
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