I just wanna be able to go through life cutting promos like I'm the second coming of Ric Flair.

Joined December 2010
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24 axios.com/2026/10/26/trump-s…
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Yesterday, Chancellor Howell welcomed former @Apple COO Jeff Williams to campus. 📷 During his tenure at Apple, Williams oversaw the development of the Apple Watch. But before that, he was a Caldwell Fellow and an @NCStateEngr student.
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BREAKING: China's AI stock bubble bursts, wiping out $480 billion in market value as its tech-heavy STAR50 index plunges 40% in under 4 months.
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Heart Condition is even worse than what the ratings indicate. In fact it was so bad that Denzel has never done a regular comedy movie since (unless you count 2 Gunz).
What the worst Denzel Washington movie to y’all ?? We having a debate at work lol..
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Highest 2 Lowest is such a bad, “old man yells at cloud” movies. Spike was really upset and just needed to say something about the world I guess.
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busta rhymes is the most skilled combatant michael myers has ever faced
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The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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My favorite thing about sexy Dexy is that not a soul on that team can figure out how to correctly do the dance
Been waiting for this one
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There was an outsized expectation from the general public mostly because he’s Melo’s son but also because people digested so much of his game through these carefully-selected clips shared on socials. We saw this with Bryce and also somewhat with Bronny.
They saying Kiyan Anthony’s game is declining in his Sophomore season🤧💔
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Not saying she can’t lose to an MMA fighter, but MMA fighters are not supposed to take punches from boxers with those small gloves lmao. Like there’s just no way.
Claressa Shields made MMA look EASY despite being a BOXER 🤯🥊
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Panthers right tackle Taylor Moton, in his second game back after returning from offseason blood clot treatment, suffered a fractured fibula in Sunday’s 43-13 loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and will be out indefinitely. More via @nicksuss: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5027…
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Brian Kelly explaining to the Baylor brass why he got fired at LSU:
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Brian Kelly explaining to the Baylor brass why he got fired at LSU:
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DJ Lagway got coaches fired in two different schools in 2 years. That’s almost impossible to do
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Looking at the engagement and I cant believe there are people who think this is either perfectly legal or still should be lol.
Cam Skattebo penalized for lowering the helmet on a vicious truck stick
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We can say it almost every year since the 2015 season, but *THIS* year’s Duke basketball team??
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Penn State is completely adrift at 3-4 with no P4 wins. You wonder if they take a look at an up and comer like the new VT coach who inherited a 3-9 team and has them bowl eligible at 6-2 (and should probably be 8-0).
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