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Alex ☼

@__LizardQueen

do no harm, take no shit

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Joined February 2012
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elon musk spending $44 billion on an app where a shrimp fried this rice goes viral every week
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the only thing I got out of my last relationship was a bunch of Metallica facts I don’t care to know
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gigi@420insidejob8 Nov 2021
haven’t seen this video in a couple months so
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@bocxtop23 Oct 2021
one day in ur early 20s u suddenly lose the ability to drink alcohol without threatening ur life. and u never get it back
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I’m so happy, finally a keeper.
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Gay Cats@gayocats16 Sep 2021
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Yea sex is great but have you ever bounced back from a creative drought with newfound love and excitement for your work
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Girlfriend’s away for the weekend, you know what that means! Time to put the cast iron pan in the dishwasher
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“Disco sucks” is the biggest lie the boomers ever told us.
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The cocaine was pure
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God forgives, scorpios don’t.
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my psych professor just said that those baby leashes interfere with natural selection
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@lowkeyalbert14 Dec 2020
them: you okay? me: im good
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who the fuCK CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOOO
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Everyone is a politician I guess tonight 🙄
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𝒜@amxruhh27 Sep 2020
Idk why girls ask me for relationship advice 🙄 idk sis just punch him in the mouth
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My brother has a fire drill tomorrow on zoom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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mentally i am here
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every girl who had a two piece prom dress is in a pyramid scheme now
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