𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 retweeted
In light of the Ballon d’Or ceremony tonight, I want to remind people that in 2023 Erling Haaland scored 54 goals, broke every record under the sun in England, won the Premier league, Champions League and FA Cup, and did NOT win it.
Joke award.
🚨Is this the greatest Ballon dOr robbery of all time ?
Erling Haaland in the 2022/23 season:
⚽ 52 goals
🅰️ 9 assists
🏆 Premier League
🏆 Champions League
🏆 FA Cup
🏆 UEFA Super Cup
🥇 European Golden Shoe
🥇 FWA Footballer of the Year
🥇 Premier League Player of the Season
🥇 Premier League Young Player of the Season
🥇 Premier League Golden Boot
🥇 Gullballen
🥇 Champions League Top Scorer
🥇 UEFA Men’s Player of the Year
🥇 UEFA Nations League Top Scorer
🥇 FIFA FIFPRO Men’s World 11
🥇 Man City Player of the Season
🥇 PFA Team of the Year
🥇 PFA Players’ Player of the Year
🥇 Gerd Müller Trophy
🥇 IFFHS World’s Best Player
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 retweeted
Lamine Yamal is going to have a Robinho/Neymar career… Mandem has been at the Ballon d’Or twice and still hasn’t won it.
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 retweeted
“Real Madrid’s dressing room is very confident mbappe is going to win the ballon d’or after the El Classico victory”
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 retweeted
Ballon d’Or awards won:
Alexia Putellas — 3
The entire Chelsea Football Club since its establishment — 0






















