Joined February 2022
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**Ballon d'or thief at 39
🚨 CRAZY STATS: ballon do’r top 10 at age 39. crazy 🐐
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In light of the Ballon d’Or ceremony tonight, I want to remind people that in 2023 Erling Haaland scored 54 goals, broke every record under the sun in England, won the Premier league, Champions League and FA Cup, and did NOT win it. Joke award.
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𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 retweeted
🚨Is this the greatest Ballon dOr robbery of all time ? Erling Haaland in the 2022/23 season: ⚽ 52 goals 🅰️ 9 assists 🏆 Premier League 🏆 Champions League 🏆 FA Cup 🏆 UEFA Super Cup 🥇 European Golden Shoe 🥇 FWA Footballer of the Year 🥇 Premier League Player of the Season 🥇 Premier League Young Player of the Season 🥇 Premier League Golden Boot 🥇 Gullballen 🥇 Champions League Top Scorer 🥇 UEFA Men’s Player of the Year 🥇 UEFA Nations League Top Scorer 🥇 FIFA FIFPRO Men’s World 11 🥇 Man City Player of the Season 🥇 PFA Team of the Year 🥇 PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🥇 Gerd Müller Trophy 🥇 IFFHS World’s Best Player
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𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 retweeted
Lamine Yamal is going to have a Robinho/Neymar career… Mandem has been at the Ballon d’Or twice and still hasn’t won it.
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Don’t be anyone’s 2nd choice, you are not Lamine Yamal
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Harry Kane is better than lewandoski. We all agree on this ?
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MOST R!GGED BALLON DOR EVER, HARRY KANE???? HOW???
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Why Ronaldo won the 2008 Ballon d'Or 📽️ #ballondor
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“Real Madrid’s dressing room is very confident mbappe is going to win the ballon d’or after the El Classico victory”
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Lamine Yamal looked like he wanted to cry
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Do am
if yamal doesn't win the ballon d'or i will resign from my work immediately . injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere!
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𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 retweeted
if yamal doesn't win the ballon d'or i will resign from my work immediately . injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere!
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Harry Kane no look sharp like Messi wey go win
🌕✨ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or TOP10. 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri Hernández 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 retweeted
Ballon d’Or awards won: Alexia Putellas — 3 The entire Chelsea Football Club since its establishment — 0
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The people wey stake Mbappe to win ballon d'or, your money burn just like that
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𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 retweeted
If Mbappe wins the ballon d’or kindly drop your momo numbers.
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Harry Kane really deserved the award
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The only deserved winner fvck everybody
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 retweeted
congratulations to harry kane on winning the ballon d’or🎉
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But iniesta won the treble in 2010 and the world cup and yet still messi won lol, explain that one🤣 you're shooting yourself in the toe
Replying to @cityzenken_
Won the World Cup Won World Cup golden ball Won ligue 1 lol
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