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⚽ @CelticFC 🏈 @patriots Through his ain shite, a man must wade alone - Jean-Paul Sartre πŸ’™πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her)

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined April 2009
The fucks Dembele on!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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MON entering Neil Lennon territory for me. A club legend tarnishing his whole legacy for the sake of clinging on when it’s brutally obvious it’s done. Shake his hand, thank him for all his work and move the fuck on.
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Sir Patrick Stewart was a national treasure. Absolutely gutted that he’s away! A massive legend and a lifelong LGBTQ ally. Sad sad day 😭
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About in tears that they scored in the 17th minute, god love that wee boy Aidan! πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’š
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Had shockwave therapy today for the first time on tendonitis in my thumb. Holy FUCKballs that stings!! Fingers crossed it works, I've got another 2 sessions of it hahaha
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How is this allowed? Just got a letter through my door in Hamilton from Rutherglen for an important appointment for my wee boys autism diagnosis - letter was sent on 23rd September for an appointment on Tuesday just passed!!! How fucking late are Royal Mail these days??
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Was over in Belfast with work and got treated to an impromptu gig by @kevinbridges86 at Laverys. Fucking hysterical. The bit about kitting the orange order out with VR headsets so they can march down Garvaghy Road was a particular highlight πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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On one hand I feel that due to MON being a club legend, he deserves time to make a decision, but I also feel that if that decision is just to wait 10 days then patch the job and do a new manager out of important bedding in time, it’s a dick move. SchrΓΆdinger’s manager 🫣🫣
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I hope Luke McCowan and his family and friends don’t go on social media today. We’re all raging and entitled to our opinions as paying fans but it does us no good to call for his heid while he’s still an active Celtic player. He needs to regroup and mentally reset. Feel for him.
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Celtic doing Celtic things. What the fuck are we doing.
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Duran must be on cloud 9 this morning. Going from playing CL for Qarabag in a 9k capacity stadium to CL for Celtic with 60k screaming your name. Boy MUST be buzzing oot his tits!
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Best Colombian player ever in the SPFL. I said what I fucking said πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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I have spent a fortune on @nextofficial furniture over the years but I have to say, the build quality is non-existent. Just went to pull open the drawer on a Bronx unit I bought in 2021 and the whole drawer front and bottom has fallen out of it. Absolute garbage!
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Got my 11 yr old his first phone for heading to high school and it's hands down the worst thing we've ever done, given he's autistic and obsessed with football, I cannae cope with the constant updates on the most random games πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Belgian pro league? Get to fuck son 😭😭
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CJ πŸ‰πŸŒˆ retweeted
*Mi alarma sonando durante 10 minutos* Yo en mis sueΓ±os:
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AJ looks upset. He’s 100% away int he. Shite.
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See Everton fans, see for your cheek? The price for AJ just went up. £40 million British pounds. Rude swines that yeez are 😭😭😭
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CJ πŸ‰πŸŒˆ retweeted
πŸ‡©πŸ‡°βœοΈ We are delighted to announce the signing of Danish internationalist, Kasper HΓΈgh, who has joined the club on a four-year deal, with the option of a further year, subject to international clearance. Welcome to Celtic, Kasper πŸ’š #VelkommenKasper | #CelticFCπŸ€
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I have absolutely no single fucking hope that we get any other deals over the line before end of the window. Absolutely none. This board has fucking ruined me.
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What a thunder bastard of a goal!
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Had genuinely never realized how dirty Argentina are! Spain need to win this here
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