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hobbies include eating chips in my bed

Atlanta, GA
Joined August 2012
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My toxic trait is thinking only like 3 people in the US besides me know about Formula One and then being shocked when I see all the drivers have millions of Instagram followers
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How do I go on the road with @F1 ? Every day that passes where im not an integral part of that world makes me more and more depressed
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7 am to 1 pm: productive 1:30 pm - 5:30 pm: no one knows what happens, i am lost to a black hole of inactivity 5:30 pm - ???: manic productivity
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Being early is just as rude as being late
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I think a brisk morning run listening to Levitating by Dua Lipa is more effective than my coffee
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Just a reminder that I bought dogecoin at like .001. Yes this is me bragging
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I got my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine yesterday and today I feel like a bruised pear
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Police officers fall into the category of professions with little to no room for error. You cannot repeatedly announce a taser, yet *accidentally* draw and discharge your firearm. That is inexcusable, impermissible and lethal. Justice for #DaunteWright
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The only acceptable fonts for any and every situation are Times New Roman and Arial. Comic Sans should be illegal.
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If I run for public office, banning the use of Comic Sans will be an integral part of my campaign platform
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And also I can't believe Instagram had the audacity to add Comic Sans as a font on stories. And people USE it smh
Hugh Grant should be the next king of England
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Remember in school when someone would ask you for a piece of gum and you’d be like “ok but DON’T tell anyone you got it from me”
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I’m going to start a thread for all my thoughts about 24 since Twitter wasn’t really around when 24 first came out
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Also took this season’s female protagonist/Jack’s new love interest less than one episode to get kidnapped 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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How does Jack Bauer’s agency get compromised every single season? Like they must not be very good at their spy stuff if someone is always a double agent right under their nose
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People who refuse to download TikTok think they have a PhD in maturity
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