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Joined February 2020
It’s so hard to let out your funny thoughts on this app😂. Just laugh and go, it’s not always that serious.
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Heatwave, no light, national grid is down, fuel is at an all time high, what a time to be Nigerian.
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Me gusta Twitter porque no me sugiere personas que quizás conozca.
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when someone hates me and i lowk get where they’re coming from
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i love ending things, like we can just stop here it’s fine
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Na why I like my friends, na all of us things dey happen to
being the friend something is always happening to is so embarrassing
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“from where to where” (phr.) A firm call to order in response to an utterly incomprehensible display of audacity
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i no sure say i ready for the kind fooling wey this nysc khaki dey attract bruhh 😂😂 one woman legit stood in front of me and gave me salute on the road.. i no even know wetin to do 😭😭
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“can i get to know you”
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i like that when people see me, they already can tell that i don’t like stress & all i like is enjoyment.
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no light no network hot asf outside this is hell o
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Before election start if na rice be your problem make we know now
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when im crying and my awkward ass dog doesnt know how to comfort me so he just puts a single paw on my leg for support
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i need yall to stop deactivating i know ur sad but think about my followers count
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Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill
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“This cannot be my result, I know what I wrote.” — Wrotimi
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All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.
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A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.
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Dealing with people is the most stressful but also the most interesting part of my job 😂😂 Anyhoo, transfer home and back with Paystro if you’re a Nigerian, Ghanian or Kenyan in the UK. We give the best rates, indisputably 😛
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Finally realized the thing I can’t give up🥹😭
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MacBook niggas always working on some shit in public , you don’t see a nigga with an Alienware with it outside
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